[Dr. Lecter]

and misdirected. Let's play a game.

I ate about 2/3 of my salad (in a foil tray)
and I'm gonna put it on a postage scale.

If I mail it first class, how much will the postage be?

Good luck.

[Devious]

I'm guessin $2.80

[Dr. Lecter]

Good guess, but it's less. Especially after I drained all the extra balsalmic they drown the lettuce in.

[Devious]

$2.65

[Odysseus]

2.13

[Dr. Lecter]

even less. (i ate 2/3 already)

[Devious]

1.oo

[Odysseus]

$.37

[Dr. Lecter]

well thanks for playin. I weighed it at $1.29 first class.

I just returned from shitting out a proirity mail package, though.