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05-04-2005, 09:15 PM

And since I havn't spoken to mine in a couple of years I always like to hear what everyone else is doing/getting for their mother.

Dr. Lecter · 05-04-2005, 09:17 PM

I'll give her colostomy bag its semi-annual draining and cleaning.
Then, it's off to OTB to handicap the trotters!

cLaY · 05-04-2005, 09:17 PM

I had no idea...jesus tits!

Anyone have any ideas on what I should get my moms'?

05-04-2005, 09:18 PM

cLaY Wrote:I had no idea...jesus tits!

Anyone have any ideas on what I should get my moms'?

A set of Jesus tits?

05-04-2005, 09:24 PM

Bill, one day I'm gonna make you tell me the story of you and your mom.

I got my mom a bunch of stuff from Bath and Body Works.

05-04-2005, 09:26 PM

PurpleHaze Wrote:Bill, one day I'm gonna make you tell me the story of you and your mom.

I got my mom a bunch of stuff from Bath and Body Works.

What's there to tell?
She's only seen her granddaughter a handfull of times and never seen her grandson. Fuck her.

Dr. Lecter · 05-04-2005, 09:28 PM

would you like me to send my mom's colostomy bag residue to your mom then?

05-04-2005, 09:28 PM

Dr. Lecter Wrote:would you like me to send my mom's colostomy bag residue to your mom then?

IN!

05-04-2005, 09:29 PM

Probably flowers for the wife and a card and phone call for my mom,stepmom,mother in law

05-04-2005, 09:30 PM

Bill Wrote:What's there to tell?
She's only seen her granddaughter a handfull of times and never seen her grandson. Fuck her.

That's pretty shitty.

I just assumed there was some reason/story as to why you hate her so much.

Michman · 05-04-2005, 09:31 PM

My father has NEVER seen either of my kids.....Nothing on the Mom thing...she's dead. Sad

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05-04-2005, 09:32 PM

PurpleHaze Wrote:That's pretty shitty.

I just assumed there was some reason/story as to why you hate her so much.

Mostly cause she's a sack of lie'in shit.....that's all I really have to say about that.

05-04-2005, 09:33 PM

Michman Wrote:My father has NEVER seen either of my kids....

My father passed in 1984
My sperm donater is in prison in Co. last time I heard....never met the dood though.

05-04-2005, 09:33 PM

I will probably call my mom. That's it. I might not call until Monday though :ph34r:

cLaY · 05-04-2005, 09:37 PM

so maybe I could get my mom some nice shrubbering for the backyard, or a garden weasel, those things are fucking NAILZ.

05-04-2005, 09:38 PM

cLaY Wrote:so maybe I could get my mom some nice shrubbering for the backyard, or a garden weasel, those things are fucking NAILZ.

Clay, Anything that uses the term "weasel" is Nailz to you.....

Michman · 05-04-2005, 09:39 PM

Bill Wrote:My father passed in 1984
My sperm donater is in prison in Co. last time I heard....never met the dood though.

Mines alive but split when I was four....showed up for my wedding and split again.....Dick

05-04-2005, 09:43 PM

Michman Wrote:Mines alive but split when I was four....showed up for my wedding and split again.....Dick

mine split before I was born....and I really have no interest in ever trying to find the dipshit.

05-04-2005, 11:34 PM

Flowers for her grave.

05-04-2005, 11:38 PM

leucetios Wrote:I will probably call my mom. That's it. I might not call until Monday though :ph34r:

WAR keeping on the ropes!