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so how's their health? are you their only child? wanna go out sometime?
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I have a brother..
The person that told me this stuff just recently went to work for my dad.. and swore to me that i couldnt say anything to my parents.. but when they die.. depending on how my parents have it set up.. my brother and sister-in-law will be set.. hell, they already are..
and i will be set..
still shocked.
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you didn't really answer all of my questions
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I'm done telling chicks I'm married - new, un-married troll account to follow
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Let me know which one it is..
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Nice story. We're still not "getting together".
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So are you going to tell the b/f and try to seal the deal?
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My parents are millionaires as well. However, they have a clause in their will that states that I owe them something like $100,000 for expenses that they didn't consider a normal responsibility of a parent to a child. So they have deemed that amount as a loan, and it's building interest.
If I don't pay it back by the time they die, I lose that amount from my inheritance.
My brother does not have the same clause. He apparently owes them nothing.
They have also left an ungodly amount of money to their alma maters, their friends, their church, their dry-cleaners...it really seems a grand attempt just to ensure that I get nuthin'
My parents are sneaky. I keep reminding them that I'll be the one taking care of them when they're doddering around with Alzheimers, but they're not moved.
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On my deathbed, I will receive complete consciousness. So I got that going for me.... which is nice.
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