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I Just Walked Into the Restroom..
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...and deposited a healthy baby boy in the toilet. It smelled as bad as this board.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#2

That's just great man.. I hope you pushed so hard it caused a hemoroid the size of a tennis ball as well.
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#3

Did you remember to wipe?
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haze_e734oo2395168776 Wrote:That's just great man.. I hope you pushed so hard it caused a hemoroid the size of a tennis ball as well.

Nope, fucker slid right out, just like Dairy Queen soft serve. Seems to happen when I get my morning coffee in first.

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Did you remember to wipe?

Of course. I didn't get laundry done this weekend so I had to free ball it today.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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cLaY Wrote:Of course. I didn't get laundry done this weekend so I had to free ball it today.

Good man. Nothing worse than buttcrust in the pants.
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cLaY Wrote:...and deposited a healthy baby boy in the toilet. It smelled as bad as this board.

Why didn't you just simplfy this and tell us that the self protrait you made went well??
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Beaucephus Wrote:Ehy didn't you just simplfy this and tell us that the self protrait you made went well??

This was sad. I feel embarassed for you. :lool:
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:This was sad. I feel embarassed for you. :lool:

Yeah it's Monday. I got no excuses. :|
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#9

Beaucephus Wrote:Yeah it's Monday. I got no excuses. :|
Im there too man. My one line replies in every thread are super epic.
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