[ntype]

Sometimes I wonder if I havent a bunch of monkeys as for colleagues.

2 month ago I install a laser color printer (xerox nice model with all the wizz you could wait for some new modern printer).

First thing I said to the users - in a mail with BIG RED letters and in person.- :

- NEVER NEVER USE the transparent films for inkjet paper in the LASER printer.

Started last week, some dude ripped paper off the printer leaving small bits on the furnace (it's the very hot part in the laser printer who makes the ink melt...) recupered it before the printer burnt (she was sending alerts).

Now...imagine what they've done....

AND I don't talk about other #°°° that calls me all day long because they are inept at using the computer like "I can't send emails !" you check and the dude is sending to some address like "person@domain" (but not extension like .com or else).

Dammit. I HATE THAT

MORE TO ADD

"We" (that's me and two colleagues) were supposed to have a secretary... we were "all happy" like "some women in the office would be cool". No they ired some old dude.
I've got nothing against old people but seriously if you are waiting for some bimbo...you're kinda deceived.

-end-

[Charon]

scuse me, WTF is that image ?

[ntype]

that's the furnace with the transparent plastic film melt (creates a nice block).

[Dr. Lecter]

I worked for a company that had a penchant for hiring fat ugly chicks as assistants, because one dude was going around trying to bang em all.
My secretary was good at what she did, although she was with no exaggeration about 400 lbs. Had a sweet voice tho. I would love when my budies would call, and ask me if she was hot because she sounded it.
I'd say yes and laugh at the possibility of them jerking it to a fat pimply 30-year old virgin.