So I get a knock at the door this morning waking me up. It was the animal shelter. Apparently these people that just moved in down the street called them to come to my house. They said we have 4 dogs that we walk everymorning, and let them shit all in their yard. I guess they though the animal shelter could do something about this. :roll: Even the animal shelter dude was laughing.
We don't even have 4 dogs. I have one, and I don't walk him in this neighborhood, I take him to the park. I don't even think anyone on this street has 4 dogs. I told my husband about this, and he said he's going to get drunk tonight and go take a shit on their front porch. :d
Sounds like you're going to have a real good time with the new neighbors.
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My neighbors are scared shitless of my dogs.......I wonder if they will eventually try some shit like this. :mellow:
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if i catch my neighbors dog taking a shit in my lawn i shoot the little fucker with a bb gun
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the lady that i bought my house from had two dogs and she'd clean the shit out of the yard and put it in a bucket on the side of the house. when i got posession of the house that bucket was left behind full of dog shit. i was pissed. so i found out where she lived and dumped the bucket in her mailbox. fucking cunt
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About 15 years ago my old roommate's family is living in Texas in a cul-de-sac next to a family that bred Pomeranians--there were probably 30 of the little fuckers running around the yard at any given time. The stupid dogs would dig holes underneath Rob's 6 foot wooden fence, and they'd get into his family's yard at all hours of the day...waking them up with their constant yipping, running around during their BBQs, shitting everywhere, etc. Every time Rob's dad filled a hole that was dug a new one would appear somewhere else, so the problem never really stopped.
One day Rob's scout leader shows up to talk to his pops, and a couple Pomeranians make it into Rob's yard while they are conversating. Mid-sentence the scout leader looks at one of the dogs just standing there, eyes it up good, and takes a soccer-style penalty kick approach right to the fucker's midsection, sending the tiny dog flying over the fence and back into the neighbor's yard. He thinks nothing of it and resumes the conversation with Rob's dad until he is interupted:
"Holy shit, that was amazing!"
"I hate those little fuckers. I do that shit all the time."
Now since there were still a couple Pomeranians running around their yard, Rob's dad figures this is how he'd get rid of them. He addresses the first dog but didn't get enough air underneath it, and it ends up hitting the fence about 3 feet short of clearing it. The thing wriggles in pain for a minute, then gets up and runs to the hole that some of his friends dug so he can go back to his yard.
The scout leader corrects his form, and the next 4 Pomeranians make it over the fence without a problem. Apparantly you can hear the breath being kicked out of them as they yip while sailing over the fence, and it's something everyone should experience.
Rob and his dad end up kicking field goals that entire summer.
(This post was last modified: 05-27-2005, 07:45 PM by
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PH, if your neighbors have kids you should call Child Protective and say you can hear the kids being beaten from your house
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