05-31-2005, 10:00 PM
I'm not sure there really is an "ITs Finest". So, maybe we should just heckle Beau instead.
Heckling ITs finest
05-31-2005, 10:04 PM
IT ROAST!!!!
I got nothin'
I got nothin'
05-31-2005, 10:06 PM
His asshole is deeper than a
well, deeper than a regular asshole, I bet. ><
well, deeper than a regular asshole, I bet. ><
suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
05-31-2005, 10:12 PM
Banana Wrote:IT ROAST!!!!
Knowing Beau, its a rump roast
05-31-2005, 10:14 PM
Beau's asshole has seen more fists than Muhammad Ali's face.
05-31-2005, 10:15 PM
what the hell? :blink:
05-31-2005, 10:16 PM
TomFoolery Wrote:Beau's asshole has seen more fists than Muhammad Ali's face.:loool:
05-31-2005, 10:18 PM
Beau's asshole is so wide VitaminE's cock would fit without touching the sides.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
05-31-2005, 10:19 PM
Beau's asshole houses so many tools he calls it the 'shed'.
05-31-2005, 10:20 PM
cLaY Wrote:Beau's asshole is so wide VitaminE's cock would fit without touching the sides.Beau must have a hard time not pooping his pants then. Assuming VitE's hook is poop sized. :confused:
05-31-2005, 10:22 PM
When Beau farts, it makes the same sound as when he's trying to fog up a window with his breath.
suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
05-31-2005, 10:22 PM
Beau had titanium reinforcement rods inserted in his colon to keep his asshole from falling into his underwear.
05-31-2005, 10:25 PM
My shit is so loose I have to eat a 5 lb sack of flour just to get it to cake around my bunghole. :blink:
05-31-2005, 10:26 PM
Beaucephus Wrote:My shit is so loose I have to eat a 5 lb sack of flour just to get it to cake around my bunghole. :blink:
If that's not taking one for the team I don't know what is....
05-31-2005, 10:28 PM
Beau's family wanted to check out an all you can eat buffet, man were they suprised when he took them to the message parlor that featured happy endings.
05-31-2005, 10:30 PM
Dr. Lecter Wrote:When Beau farts, it makes the same sound as when he's trying to fog up a window with his breath.
A+
Star Wars fans pay Beau $2 a pop to hear his ass breath like Darth Vader.
05-31-2005, 10:33 PM
If I shaved my head and put a nipple on it, grew a beard and mustache then knocked out my two front teeth most of you fucks would marry me because I would make the perfect pussy. :d
05-31-2005, 10:37 PM
Stephen Hawking used Beau's rectum as a model for his "Black Hole" theory, then he discovered the real Black Holes were smaller.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
05-31-2005, 10:39 PM
My shit looks heavy on the mayo.
05-31-2005, 10:43 PM
Beau duct tapes a Koozie to his back so dudes have a place to rest their Zimas while pumping him doggystyle.
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