06-14-2005, 10:14 PM
crab ragoon, ragoo, racoon...whatever it is, RACK em'. I went to the local chinese carryout and ordered the fried rice and general's chicken, but instead of getting the egg roll i asked for crab rag...whatever. calalily's sister said that they were in the back making up a fresh batch and they'd be done shortly.
so i grabbed my grub and proceeded to my truck to head back to the office. the aroma was mezmerizing, i was fucking starving and decided to eat one of the crab thingies on my drive back. they were still hot from the frier, so i nibbled a corner off and let the cream cheese and what appeared to be crab meat run down my chin. it was good.
suddenly my loins began to burn and a sensation in my pants started to throb more and more. my love for food to penis contact was hitting me. i unbuckled my belt and slid my trousers down just enough to expose my cock head and teased it with the hot filling. it seared my penis a bit but i decided to dive right in, now or never ya know. about mid way through my third thrust the tip of my dick poked out of the other end of the fried doughy treat and splattered cream cheese and crab meat in my pubic hair. disgruntled, but not shattered, i plugged up the broken end and banged my tally whacker hard into the now doughy mess in my hand. i completed and flung the remains onto a Cadillac Escalade sitting next to me.
fast forward to 5 minutes ago. i'm sitting on the shitter, getting rid of said Chinese carry out when i notice a hint of red in my nut hair. all be damned if it wasn't some remaining grab meat. i ate it, like usual.
so i grabbed my grub and proceeded to my truck to head back to the office. the aroma was mezmerizing, i was fucking starving and decided to eat one of the crab thingies on my drive back. they were still hot from the frier, so i nibbled a corner off and let the cream cheese and what appeared to be crab meat run down my chin. it was good.
suddenly my loins began to burn and a sensation in my pants started to throb more and more. my love for food to penis contact was hitting me. i unbuckled my belt and slid my trousers down just enough to expose my cock head and teased it with the hot filling. it seared my penis a bit but i decided to dive right in, now or never ya know. about mid way through my third thrust the tip of my dick poked out of the other end of the fried doughy treat and splattered cream cheese and crab meat in my pubic hair. disgruntled, but not shattered, i plugged up the broken end and banged my tally whacker hard into the now doughy mess in my hand. i completed and flung the remains onto a Cadillac Escalade sitting next to me.
fast forward to 5 minutes ago. i'm sitting on the shitter, getting rid of said Chinese carry out when i notice a hint of red in my nut hair. all be damned if it wasn't some remaining grab meat. i ate it, like usual.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours

