[Undeadcannibal]

I have seen a lot of new members coming to Insane Train lately, and these guys have so much potential!

Every addition to IT has been a good one, but you're not done yet.

Newbies, and Veterans alike, I request, and personally invite ALL of you to join the Sons of Cunnilingus, the original user group of the site. When you see an Outsider member, just know, that he's an Outsider, because I took the step to start a group! But rather than blame me for them fucking with you, I say: join me, and where they once flamed you, you will incinerate them! When that strike you on the cheek, SMASH them on the other!

The SoC is a tribe, each member treated like family, regardless of age, gender, social statues, anything! We discriminate against none! Outsiders is a tribe doomed to fail, for it's but a mirror of the MIGHT that is SoC! It is easy to break a mirror, but one cannot stop the thunder. WE ARE THE THUNDER, our enemies shall tremble in fear, showing nothing but respect.

If you join the SoC, and swear your allegiance ONLY TO US, I give my word that I will provide you with whatever software you could ever need. I'll find you torrents, cracks, serials, anything you could need, I will do my best to find it!

So, cast aside your life of normality, and BECOME SOMEONE! The SoC gladly accepts you as our brothers and sisters!

[Raiden]

Shut the fuck up!

-Stan

[Undeadcannibal]

Eat me, fuckwad. You are not allowed in the SoC.

[minorthreat]

Groups are gay. Thanks.

[Undeadcannibal]

Groups may be gay, but they'll never earn that trophy like you!

[minorthreat]

Groups may be gay, but they'll never earn that trophy like you!

Not good. D+

[Undeadcannibal]

And yet it's still higher quality than anything associated with you.

[minorthreat]

And yet it's still higher quality than anything associated with you.

Do you have any idea which trolls I control?

[Raiden]

UDC could die and never show up here again and nobody would even notice.

[Undeadcannibal]

doesn't matter, GTFO.

[Undeadcannibal]

Sadly Raiden, you're probably right.

[Raiden]

As much as MT is a bitchassmothafuckincocksucker...he'd still be missed.

[Undeadcannibal]

Raiden, you could die, and everyone would cheer. Shut up.

[Undeadcannibal]

MT, the fact that you need trolls, rather than just come out and do shit, shows how much of a pussy you are. I really hope you die.

[Raiden]

this theard went really fucking well for you, eh?
congrats!

[Undeadcannibal]

You're right. fuck this. I must've missed a lot because it seems like UJ and IT have switched. I remember before my last UJ flood, I was actually accepted there on my first post. fuck you guys, Velvet was right about this place. It's ridiculous.

[Raiden]

'bode

[Dr. Lecter]

Why stop yourself at 3 stars for this thread? Give me 5, commander. Make it so!!!

:loool:

See you in another 3 weeks when you toss another feeble attempt to recruit for your roadkill group, as we pick em off one by one. :ph34r:

[Charon]

UDC I would join but snarg doesn't care for my company in that close quarters.

[cLaY]

poop