[Dr. Lecter]

the hot latino stripper that I paid many dollars to last night. Discuss.

[TomFoolery]

I would like to hug you so that I could smell the stripper's aroma.





Actually, I'd just like to hug you.

[paybacksare]

edit--nevermind... :*>

[Dr. Lecter]

edit--nevermind... :*>

PM me... I think I know what you want to say.

[Michman]

the hot latino stripper that I paid many dollars to last night. Discuss.

did you get snail tracks all over you?

[cLaY]

question...did her bush start well above her belly button?

[Dr. Lecter]

Yes. I paid her money because she has an afro twat.
Hells no!!!
Not a follicle to be seen/felt (even though this place is only topless)

:ph34r:

[Dr. Lecter]

Seriously, I really don't want to take a shower for a few days, just to remember her. Is that weird? (sup serial rapists)

[cLaY]

i hate strippers, they always frown when i ask to put in the poop shoot.

[Dr. Lecter]

i hate strippers, they always frown when i ask to put in the poop shoot.

I pointed out where you went wrong, grasshopper.

[cLaY]

when you've got 10" of tube steak its hard to just sneak it in there.

[Fairiedust]

when you've got 10" of tube steak its hard to just sneak it in there.

:blink: nope, no stealth options there...

[TomFoolery]

I bumped into an old friend at the strip club about 3 months ago. Dude was FUCKED up (coke, weed, alcohol). Asked me to lend him $100 since he had blown the $500 he came up there with...all within an hour.

Turns out he spent $200 on drinks and lap dances and $300 on something else that normally doesn't get sold at the club.

He gave me his $15,000 Rolex as collateral, so it wasn't difficult to up the Benjamin.


Good times.

[Beaucephus]

I bumped into an old friend at the strip club about 3 months ago. Dude was FUCKED up (coke, weed, alcohol). Asked me to lend him $100 since he had blown the $500 he came up there with...all within an hour.

Turns out he spent $200 on drinks and lap dances and $300 on something else that normally doesn't get sold at the club.

He gave me his $15,000 Rolex as collateral, so it wasn't difficult to up the Benjamin.


Good times.

So how much coke did ya'll rail up after he paid you for your services??

[cLaY]

I bumped into an old friend at the strip club about 3 months ago. Dude was FUCKED up (coke, weed, alcohol). Asked me to lend him $100 since he had blown the $500 he came up there with...all within an hour.

Turns out he spent $200 on drinks and lap dances and $300 on something else that normally doesn't get sold at the club.

He gave me his $15,000 Rolex as collateral, so it wasn't difficult to up the Benjamin.


Good times.

Similar circumstances, different story...

Fiance's sister went out of town last Saturday, her husband stayed home claiming he was "on call" (he's a fucking welder btw) SHe comes home Sunday, he's not home. Calls bank to check balance of account (they've had these issues before). Fucking loser drained their bank account at the strip club. He's a raging alcholic, takes medication and shit for it. Shows up at his dads house drunk, he kicks him out. Dad offers to pay for their divorce. 6 days later fucking loser still hasn't been home...did i mention he has a 1-1/2 year old, 2 year old, and 3 year old? I fucking hate that fucker with a passion.

[TomFoolery]

So how much coke did ya'll rail up after he paid you for your services??

I don't fuck with coke.


I used the $300 to get some more dick.

[Dr. Lecter]

There are usually no boring strip club stories, ever notice that? :loool:

So, here was the headliner last night...
NSFW























































Rack me for being the first dude to give up the bucks to her, because the first dude always gets the craziest/best sexual treatment, so she can entice others to give $$ too. She gave me a full minute of treats. Wrapped her legs around my head, and I will also say that her nips had a berry taste to them. :wub:

[snarg]

Similar circumstances, different story...

Fiance's sister went out of town last Saturday, her husband stayed home claiming he was "on call" (he's a fucking welder btw) SHe comes home Sunday, he's not home. Calls bank to check balance of account (they've had these issues before). Fucking loser drained their bank account at the strip club. He's a raging alcholic, takes medication and shit for it. Shows up at his dads house drunk, he kicks him out. Dad offers to pay for their divorce. 6 days later fucking loser still hasn't been home...did i mention he has a 1-1/2 year old, 2 year old, and 3 year old? I fucking hate that fucker with a passion.

her fault for marrying the loser
she thought she could "change" him no doubt
dumb cunt

[PurpleHaze]

There are usually no boring strip club stories, ever notice that? :loool:

So, here was the headliner last night...
NSFW

LINK NSFW
http://www.free-pornstar-galleries.net/j...ics/08.jpg


Rack me for being the first dude to give up the bucks to her, because the first dude always gets the craziest/best sexual treatment, so she can entice others to give $$ too. She gave me a full minute of treats. Wrapped her legs around my head, and I will also say that her nips had a berry taste to them. :wub:

Are you sure that's the right link? That chick looks kinda trashy. :S

[cLaY]

her fault for marrying the loser
she thought she could "change" him no doubt
dumb cunt

You can fuck right off with that shit ya lonely old fucking rotting piece of shit. I have no reason to explain the circumstances, she married him because he used to be a great guy. I would seriously punch your remaining teeth in if I ever met you.