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> Subject: Cell phone joke
>
> > Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A
> > cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
> > hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
> > Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
> > MAN: "Hello."
> > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> > MAN: "Yes."
> > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
> > beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK
> > if I buy it?"
> > MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
> > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
> > and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really
> > liked."
> > MAN: "How much?"
> > WOMAN: "$90,000."
> > MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the
> > options."
> > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... the house
> > I wanted last year is back on the market. They're
> > asking $950,000."
> > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
> > $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can
> > go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good
> > price."
> > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so
> > much!!"
> > MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
> > The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room
> > are staring at him in astonishment, mouths
> > agape.....
> > Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone
> > belongs to?"