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Fuck you all for not entertaining me this morning.
#1

Thanks dicks.

Fuck.
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#2

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Thanks dicks.
Dude!!!! That in itself was entertaining!!! Thanks.
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#3

anytime I can be of assistance. I guess my interest in doing my job and making $$$$$$$ has taken priority this morning for some reason or another. Hell I dunno. Unrack me.
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#4

You missed a few cuticles when you 'manicured' your lawn this weekend.
Make a note to fix it.
And theres a bulb out in the garage, bitch.
(weekend chores :"::... :roll: )
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#5

I'll be running nekkid through your neighborhood with a roman candle taped to my ass crack later this evening.....
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#6

Bill Wrote:I'll be running nekkid through your neighborhood with a roman candle taped to my ass crack later this evening.....

Why?

Fuck.
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#7

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Why?

why not?
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#8

Bill Wrote:why not?


First off it will probably hurt. Secondly, you'll look like a dumbass. Want me to keep going?

Fuck.
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#9

anybody wanna buy some add space?

Leg = 20 bucks
Torso = 40 bucks
Ass = 50 bucks
Genitalia = 100 bucks

I'm calling the C.o.p.s. show people to give them a heads up so you sure to get some quality advertising.
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#10

Bill Wrote:anybody wanna buy some add space?

Leg = 20 bucks
Torso = 40 bucks
Ass = 50 bucks
Genitalia = 100 bucks

I'm calling the C.o.p.s. show people to give them a heads up so you sure to get some quality advertising.

When you wind up in jail be sure and tell all your new friends about the time you stuck a flarge firework up your ass. I am sure they will be enthralled.

Fuck.
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#11

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:First off it will probably hurt. Secondly, you'll look like a dumbass. Want me to keep going?

na, roman candles don't hurt near as bad as a pack of black cats. 2) dumbasses can make major $$$ these days....look at the guys from jackass. We could volley this back and forth all day.
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#12

Bill Wrote:na, roman candles don't hurt near as bad as a pack of black cats. 2) dumbasses can make major $$$ these days....look at the guys from jackass. We could volley this back and forth all day.

Thats what Im going for.

Fuck.
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#13

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:When you wind up in jail be sure and tell all your new friends about the time you stuck a flarge firework up your ass. I am sure they will be enthralled.

pay me 20 bucks and I'll take the future son-in-law's pic with me to hand out as the man with the magic can.
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#14

Dr. Lecter Wrote:You missed a few cuticles when you 'manicured' your lawn this weekend.
Make a note to fix it.
And theres a bulb out in the garage, bitch.
(weekend chores :"::... :roll: )


Damn. :| Here's to calling the suicide hotline and getting a busy signal.
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#15

Bill Wrote:I'll be running nekkid through your neighborhood with a roman candle taped to my ass crack later this evening.....


damn...where's my lighter...

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#16

I tried to be entertaining......
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#17

Bill Wrote:I tried to be entertaining......


brought me a smile...guessing you made it to the Fireworks place on Friday?

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#18

Fairiedust Wrote:brought me a smile...guessing you made it to the Fireworks place on Friday?

what do yout think...Wink
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#19

Bill Wrote:what do yout think...Wink


outstanding....[Image: woot.gif]

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#20

problem with it is...if we don't get some rain I'll either have to take everyone down to the river or save them till new years....it's way too dry.
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