07-06-2005, 04:15 PM
Are you really insecure about your appearance? Do you constantly need people telling you how good you look in order to keep your self-esteem up? Do you get off on having total strangers call you "hot" or any other variation of the term?
If you answered yes, then myspace.com is the place for you! Just post you pictures on their blog-style system and in minutes thousands of lonely old men will be jerking off to your picture.
The other day, I was on the computer biding time before writing a paper and I thought I'd check out myspace. So, I registered and looked for people that go to my school. Well, as soon as the search results appeared, I was barraged with semi-nude pictures of girls from my school. Now, normally I wouldn't complain about something like that, but I started thinking about it and it pissed me off.
I just never understood why girls need to be given 1,435,362,654,256 compliments a day in order to feel good about themselves. I don't ever get compliments and I don't care. Get over it.
The other thing that annoys me about myspace is the guys who post pictures. There are three categories of males who post pictures.
1. To the guys who wear tilted/backwards hats (example Here): You look really, really stupid and not cool at all. I know that sentence is redundant, but that fact needs to be drilled in these people's skulls.
2. To the guys who take topless pictures of themselves (example Here): Nobody wants to see that.
3. And to This guy: Aren't you too old to be on myspace? Shouldn't you be out playing shuffle board or running for a position on the retirement home board?
So, my final advice is this:
GUYS: If you want to see a bunch of the girls in your school half-naked, check out myspace.com for a good time.
GIRLS: Stop being so god damn petty about compliments.
If you answered yes, then myspace.com is the place for you! Just post you pictures on their blog-style system and in minutes thousands of lonely old men will be jerking off to your picture.
The other day, I was on the computer biding time before writing a paper and I thought I'd check out myspace. So, I registered and looked for people that go to my school. Well, as soon as the search results appeared, I was barraged with semi-nude pictures of girls from my school. Now, normally I wouldn't complain about something like that, but I started thinking about it and it pissed me off.
I just never understood why girls need to be given 1,435,362,654,256 compliments a day in order to feel good about themselves. I don't ever get compliments and I don't care. Get over it.
The other thing that annoys me about myspace is the guys who post pictures. There are three categories of males who post pictures.
1. To the guys who wear tilted/backwards hats (example Here): You look really, really stupid and not cool at all. I know that sentence is redundant, but that fact needs to be drilled in these people's skulls.
2. To the guys who take topless pictures of themselves (example Here): Nobody wants to see that.
3. And to This guy: Aren't you too old to be on myspace? Shouldn't you be out playing shuffle board or running for a position on the retirement home board?
So, my final advice is this:
GUYS: If you want to see a bunch of the girls in your school half-naked, check out myspace.com for a good time.
GIRLS: Stop being so god damn petty about compliments.
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