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Not a surprise.
#1

Boss: Hey man how ya doing.

Me: Good

Boss: Hey just wanted to let you know you dont need to worry about coming in after tomorrow.

Me: Really? How is that?

Boss: Company is gonna give you a small bonus to compensate you. They call it protecting intellectual properties.

Me: (Insert Fattys name here) has been complaining again I take it.

Boss: Enjoyed your paid vacation ass.

Me: Yeah.

Fuck.
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#2

Woohoo. Whatcha gonna do with yourself tomorrow?
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#3

Banana Wrote:Woohoo. Whatcha gonna do with yourself tomorrow?

Make an ass of myself until 5:00 then kiss this place goodbye.

Fuck.
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#4

[Image: fast_eddie.jpg]

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#5

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Make an ass of myself until 5:00 then kiss this place goodbye.
I say you really fucking give it to fatty.
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#6

cLaY Wrote:[Image: fast_eddie.jpg]


Who is Fast Eddie?

Fuck.
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#7

you must feel liberated...good for you....:wave:

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#8

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Who is Fast Eddie?

that's me doug

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#9

There was a Fast Eddy Clark in the band Fastway
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#10

cLaY Wrote:that's me doug


Hot.

Fuck.
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#11

Vitamin E Wrote:There was a Fast Eddy Clark in the band Fastway

Say what you will........

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#12

^^^^ nobody gets it?

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#13

Fuck it...
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#14

Vitamin E Wrote:There was a Fast Eddy Clark in the band Fastway


And Pete Way.
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#15

Michman Wrote:^^^^ nobody gets it?

>>>old enough to get it<<<
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#16

show up at work today in a blow up Sumo costume and challenge her !
During the match spray her in the face with mace.
[Image: 9821996.jpg]
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#17

Charon Wrote:show up at work today in a blow up Sumo costume and challenge her !
During the match spray her in the face with mace.
[Image: 9821996.jpg]

Sad thing is she is bigger than that costume. I think I would lose. Her weight would fucking crush and deflate the costume.

Fuck.
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#18

Shadrach Wrote:>>>old enough to get it<<<


II
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#19

How did G$D survive the purge, and Purple Haze didn't? :S

Insert clever, witty and amusing signature here.
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#20

Some people you know are destined to be socially inept for life.I've never caused a problem with a coworker in any job ever.

See You In Toledo
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