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For G$D On His Last Day At Work
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Ba-Donka-Donk Mouse

Introducing the first mouse that puts the dumps in the truck. Designed for the man who likes 'em big and round, this model features a warm-to-the-touch casing and a handy scroll function (unh!) to double-up (unh, unh!) on sexy spreadsheets. And gamers will appreciate its powerful force-feedback technology, which gives players the tactile experience of grabbing onto a thick steering wheel at 10 and 2.



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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Ba-Donka-Donk Mouse

Introducing the first mouse that puts the dumps in the truck. Designed for the man who likes 'em big and round, this model features a warm-to-the-touch casing and a handy scroll function (unh!) to double-up (unh, unh!) on sexy spreadsheets. And gamers will appreciate its powerful force-feedback technology, which gives players the tactile experience of grabbing onto a thick steering wheel at 10 and 2.



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Cant I just get a pic of your tits to jerk to in the bathroom?

Fuck.
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#3

Spank it to the mouse, dood.
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#4

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Spank it to the mouse, dood.

It does nothing for me. Tits do though.

Fuck.
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#5

Now look. You've already admitted to yours being perky today. Get them out and stand in front of a mirror. Do I have to tell you everything?
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#6

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Now look. You've already admitted to yours being perky today. Get them out and stand in front of a mirror. Do I have to tell you everything?


Perky, yes. Female, no. See the problem?

Fuck.
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#7

Since Blondie has the best tits on IT, we need to get her up in here.
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#8

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Since Blondie has the best tits on IT, we need to get her up in here.

Let me know when you seal the deal.

Fuck.
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#9

Fairiedust Wrote:i'd of just gotten a bottle of buck lure and poured it in her car...she'll always remember you fondly on hot days or when her heater is turned on....:blink:

In light of Snarg voice of reason post. I think I will just be throwing them in her open window. I will open the wrappers and put them back in the boxes. The heat should take care of the rest.

Plus that fat bitch will have a hard time convincing anyone the ho ho's werent hers to begin with.

Fuck.
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#10

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:In light of Snarg voice of reason post. I think I will just be throwing them in her open window. I will open the wrappers and put them back in the boxes. The heat should take care of the rest.

Plus that fat bitch will have a hard time convincing anyone the ho ho's werent hers to begin with.


posted in the wrong thread silly....your whoring the site today..moved the post to the correct one...:roll:

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#11

Fairiedust Wrote:posted in the wrong thread silly....your whoring the site today..moved the post to the correct one...:roll:

Maybe one of the admins will do it. I am too lazy.


BTW how the fuck did it quote it to a different thread? :blink:

Fuck.
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#12

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:In light of Snarg voice of reason post. I think I will just be throwing them in her open window. I will open the wrappers and put them back in the boxes. The heat should take care of the rest.

Plus that fat bitch will have a hard time convincing anyone the ho ho's werent hers to begin with.


this is a good plan, g$
and thanks

sin
fatty

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#13

Fairiedust Wrote:posted in the wrong thread silly....your whoring the site today..moved the post to the correct one...:roll:


I was wondering WTF????

:loool:
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#14

I'm lost among this tangle of threads. Can anybody help me find my way out?
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