07-26-2005, 01:30 AM
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Post Your Palestinian Jokes Here
07-26-2005, 01:34 AM
I really thought this thread would take off.
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07-26-2005, 02:03 AM
bump for anyone that hasn't had a chance to post in this thread yet.
07-26-2005, 02:05 AM
I am about to log off. Could someone please keep this bumped in case there are any more that want to contribute? Thanks.
07-26-2005, 02:15 AM
Knock Knock
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07-26-2005, 02:31 AM
:bump: for the flump
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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08-03-2006, 11:14 PM
Bush is now urging all nations to cut off aid to Hamas and Palestine, including the $234 million we were going to send them. In fact, to make sure, Bush is putting FEMA in charge to make sure the money never gets there.
08-03-2006, 11:15 PM
So this Palestinian walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says, “What’ll it be, pal?”
The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!”
The bartender says, “What’ll it be, pal?”
The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!”
08-03-2006, 11:15 PM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Bush is now urging all nations to cut off aid to Hamas and Palestine, including the $234 million we were going to send them. In fact, to make sure, Bush is putting FEMA in charge to make sure the money never gets there.
that's more of a FEMA joke, dipshit
08-03-2006, 11:16 PM
An American, an Israeli, and a Palestinian are marooned on a desert island.
The American goes to one side of the island and builds a church.
The Israeli goes to the other side of the island and builds a synagogue.
The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!”
The American goes to one side of the island and builds a church.
The Israeli goes to the other side of the island and builds a synagogue.
The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!”
08-03-2006, 11:17 PM
A Palestinian travelling salesman is driving through the countryside when his car breaks down in the middle of the night.
He goes up to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door.
The farmer comes to the door and says, “What can I do for you, mister?”
The Palestinian goes "BOOM"
He goes up to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door.
The farmer comes to the door and says, “What can I do for you, mister?”
The Palestinian goes "BOOM"
08-03-2006, 11:17 PM
I thought it might be free tickets to Apocolypto.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
08-03-2006, 11:18 PM
9 year old Muhammed knocks on Abdulâs door.
His mother answers.
Muhammed says, âCan Abdul come out and play baseball with us? We need someone to play second base.â
His mother says, âYou know Abdul doesnât have any arms or legs, he lost them in a suicide bombing last year.â
Muhammed says, âYes, I know, but we lost the bag and need someone to play second base.â
His mother answers.
Muhammed says, âCan Abdul come out and play baseball with us? We need someone to play second base.â
His mother says, âYou know Abdul doesnât have any arms or legs, he lost them in a suicide bombing last year.â
Muhammed says, âYes, I know, but we lost the bag and need someone to play second base.â
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