08-06-2005, 02:11 AM
1. Go out and get shitfaced with some consultants here.
Pros: Enhanced feeling of enjoyment produced by alcohol related stupor, a good way to celebrate the closing of this week's events, and a chance of getting laid slightly larger than zero percent.
Cons: Tonight's activities can't be listed on my expense account, and I have to be at the airport tomorrow at 7:30 a.m.
2. Stay in the hotel room and talk to you fuckers.
Pros: No hangover at 6:30 a.m., small chance of entertainment/enjoyment.
Cons: Chance of getting laid=0%. Entertainment factor greater risk than reward.
Pros: Enhanced feeling of enjoyment produced by alcohol related stupor, a good way to celebrate the closing of this week's events, and a chance of getting laid slightly larger than zero percent.
Cons: Tonight's activities can't be listed on my expense account, and I have to be at the airport tomorrow at 7:30 a.m.
2. Stay in the hotel room and talk to you fuckers.
Pros: No hangover at 6:30 a.m., small chance of entertainment/enjoyment.
Cons: Chance of getting laid=0%. Entertainment factor greater risk than reward.

