[haze]

so i went to see this movie today with a couple of my friends. there was no wait in line and basically nobody in the theatre (rack matinee showings). i parted off from my buddies before the movie to purchase popcorn and soda, then got my pre-movie bathroom piss on. i made my way into theatre #11 and sat down. because im such a stingy fuck, i went ahead and took both arm rests for myself, but had the courtesy of leaving the soda inbetween us to share.

i laughed, i cried, i made rude comments, and even managed to tell the person who called me in the middle of the movie that i would call them back asap when the movie was over..

the movie ended and the lights came on, i turned with a smile to mention how much i enjoyed the movie to my friends, only to find out, those werent my friends at all. in fact, my friends were down at the bottom row laughing there asses off as they realized i had just figured out i was not sitting next to them.

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[minorthreat]

So you have no clue who you went down on either?

[BIRD33]

What grown man goes to see "Charlie and the Choclate factory"?

[minorthreat]

What grown man goes to see "Charlie and the Choclate factory"?

I guess that haze guy does.

[what?]

so i went to see this movie today with a couple of my friends. there was no wait in line and basically nobody in the theatre (rack matinee showings). i parted off from my buddies before the movie to purchase popcorn and soda, then got my pre-movie bathroom piss on. i made my way into theatre #11 and sat down. because im such a stingy fuck, i went ahead and took both arm rests for myself, but had the courtesy of leaving the soda inbetween us to share.

i laughed, i cried, i made rude comments, and even managed to tell the person who called me in the middle of the movie that i would call them back asap when the movie was over..

the movie ended and the lights came on, i turned with a smile to mention how much i enjoyed the movie to my friends, only to find out, those werent my friends at all. in fact, my friends were down at the bottom row laughing there asses off as they realized i had just figured out i was not sitting next to them.

:*>


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that you call them "buddies" and "friends" instead of "a couple of chicks" or "these hot pieces of ass" leads me to believe these were males you were catching the kiddie flick with. so my question is, what kind of broke faggot goes to a matinee and shares a soda with a couple of other dudes? please explain pronto

[BIRD33]

that you call them "buddies" and "friends" instead of "a couple of chicks" or "these hot pieces of ass" leads me to believe these were males you were catching the kiddie flick with. so my question is, what kind of broke faggot goes to a matinee and shares a soda with a couple of other dudes? please explain pronto

Im vomiting.

[minorthreat]

Im vomiting.

You shouldn't slide it down that far.

[haze]

good movie tho.. i give it a B+

[Blondie]

No matter how hard they try to ugly up Johnny Depp..it just aint happenin :wub: