[TomFoolery]

Extra stinky and he left an autograph. Good work, random guy.

[cLaY]

don't you just love it when you get in there and the seat is already warmed up for you.

[quint]

I still have issues doing #2 at work or a public bathroom.

[Odysseus]

did you catch some of the stench in a glass jar?

[TomFoolery]

did you catch some of the stench in a glass jar?

I didn't have a glass jar handy.

[Shadrach]

I took my 5 yr old to the shitter yesterday. We were at a waterpark. We were barefoot. He goes into the stall, he's in there for about 3 seconds, he comes back out. I say "done already?" He says "I think I need my shoes." So I look into the stall and some fucker shot their liquid shit all over the floor. We both got our shoes and then he used a different stall.

[cLaY]

I took my 5 yr old to the shitter yesterday. We were at a waterpark. We were barefoot. He goes into the stall, he's in there for about 3 seconds, he comes back out. I say "done already?" He says "I think I need my shoes." So I look into the stall and some fucker shot their liquid shit all over the floor. We both got our shoes and then he used a different stall.

that would make for an EPOCK shit pic

[Anhil8tor]

i used to have issues.. now I just shit anywhere

[cLaY]

i like shitting in warm port-o-potties, i like to try and top teh smell that is already in them.

[WoolyGoat]

don't you just love it when you get in there and the seat is already warmed up for you.

I hate that.

[SanDog]

My kid came up to me on vacation, and he said

Kid: "Dad, I pooped a little in my underwear."
Me: "Where are they?"

He takes me to them. I start laughing.

Kid: "What is so funny?"
Me: "That is just a little skid mark. You did not poop in your underwear."

He runs out to the living room and yells "It is okay, I did not poop, it is just a skitch mard!"

Everyone was dying.

[cLaY]

My kid came up to me on vacation, and he said

Kid: "Dad, I pooped a little in my underwear."
Me: "Where are they?"

He takes me to them. I start laughing.

Kid: "What is so funny?"
Me: "That is just a little skid mark. You did not poop in your underwear."

He runs out to the living room and yells "It is okay, I did not poop, it is just a skid mark!"

Everyone was dying.

Awesome!