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I just got back from the grocery store.
#1

The kid that was bagging my groceries asked, "Are you hoping it's a good day?"


What the fuck do I say to that?


I just stared at him.
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#2

Well.. are you?

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#3

TammyC Wrote:Well.. are you?


No, I was hoping to get into a car accident on the way home and possibly lose a limb.
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#4

minorthreat Wrote:No, I was hoping to get into a car accident on the way home and possibly lose a limb.
good luck with that.
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#5

minorthreat Wrote:No, I was hoping to get into a car accident on the way home and possibly lose a limb.

we have a lot in common.. that's kinda how i was hoping your day would go too.

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#6

TammyC Wrote:we have a lot in common.. that's kinda how i was hoping your day would go too.

If I were next to you right now, I would form tackle you into some lawn furniture.
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#7

minorthreat Wrote:If I were next to you right now, I would form tackle you into some lawn furniture.

eewwww.. that involves you touching me.. if you can come up with something else, i'd appreciate it.

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#8

TammyC Wrote:eewwww.. that involves you touching me.. if you can come up with something else, i'd appreciate it.


Eat a bowl of fresh dog shit.
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#9

minorthreat Wrote:Eat a bowl of fresh dog shit.

well ouch.. actually, what i meant to say was that.. if you tackle me.. after i'm all tackled and just laying there.. and you're still in tackle position.. that might lead to a compromising situation.. and im not sure if we're ready for that.

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minorthreat Wrote:The kid that was bagging my groceries asked, "Are you hoping it's a good day?"


What the fuck do I say to that?


I just stared at him.


"I'm so full of meds that I'm wasted flying over a strange planet made of nude flowers singing opera; so yeah the good is day.".

He should appreciate.
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#11

What kind of groceries did you get? Budweiser, Coors and Millerlight?
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#12

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:What kind of groceries did you get? Budweiser, Coors and Millerlight?


I got some lemonade and milk. My drinking is over for the next few days.
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#13

Amateur.
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#14

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Amateur.


Amatuer? Fuck it. I'm drinking tonight.
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#15

minorthreat Wrote:Amatuer? Fuck it. I'm drinking tonight.

Pushover. :lol2:
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#16

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Pushover. :lol2:


Nah, I was debating it anyway.
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#17

minorthreat Wrote:Nah, I was debating it anyway.


What's to debate? Drink! Drink up!

I can't start yet, it's only 3:15 pm here. Maybe in an hour or two.

Fuck it, I'll join you now.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:What's to debate? Drink! Drink up!

I can't start yet, it's only 3:15 pm here. Maybe in an hour or two.

Fuck it, I'll join you now.

Monday 0:20 am here :d
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#19

minorthreat Wrote:Nah, I was debating it anyway.

suck it up buttercup.......
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