[Paddy]

My take:

Phase1:
She started out as one of the shiny happy UJ “ladies” (it doesn’t matter which one). She loved the eflirting and attention which isn’t surprising as she’s so ugly she wouldn’t get kicked in a stampede.

Phase2:
When her eboyfriends started their own forum she was thrilled to get invited in. She’d never been part of the popular crowd growing up because she was so ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.

Phase3:
This happiness was threatened by some eruffians. So she signed up (incognito), ready to join the good fight. Having seen the bad guys close up however she found herself strangely attracted to them, and couldn’t resist coming back for more. Which is doomed to end badly for her because she’s so ugly that if you had a barrel full of cocks you wouldn’t give her one.


If my “lady” theory is incorrect then the dude’s just a fag.

[FlickMyBean]

My take:

Phase1:
She started out as one of the shiny happy UJ “ladies” (it doesn’t matter which one). She loved the eflirting and attention which isn’t surprising as she’s so ugly she wouldn’t get kicked in a stampede.

Phase2:
When her eboyfriends started their own forum she was thrilled to get invited in. She’d never been part of the popular crowd growing up because she was so ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.

Phase3:
This happiness was threatened by some eruffians. So she signed up (incognito), ready to join the good fight. Having seen the bad guys close up however she found herself strangely attracted to them, and couldn’t resist coming back for more. Which is doomed to end badly for her because she’s so ugly that if you had a barrel full of cocks you wouldn’t give her one.


If my “lady” theory is incorrect then the dude’s just a fag.

Allow me to straighten things out for you Patricia. You are wrong on all accounts. Just because you can not stop thinking about me does not make me a chick. Don't worry, your infatuation for me will fade slowly and some other dick swingin Lad will then enter your dome. Until then, please keep your cock outta my ear. Thanks

[Paddy]

Allow me to straighten things out for you Patricia. You are wrong on all accounts. Just because you can not stop thinking about me does not make me a chick. Don't worry, your infatuation for me will fade slowly and some other dick swingin Lad will then enter your dome. Until then, please keep your cock outta my ear. Thanks

I was thinking about you in the shower this morning.

[Paddy]

Pagan69

[ManOfMystery]

Pagan69

you love him