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She did "power hour" for the third night in a row, then went to the bar and got kicked out. I felt her boobs yesterday.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
Fuck you.
ps. what is power hour?
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this bitch is crawling in bed you with and you aren't getting any???
I am filing this under "board persona" and not thinking any less of you.
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Sounds like a 10th grade romance.
"Dude, we so got to first base!"
Son, I am Disappoint.
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I don't think I understand what is going on here. Please correct me if I am wrong...
1. Met 19 year big tittied chick (no indication if hot or not)
2. Get drunk, she sleeps in his bed, no action.
3. For 3 nights drunk, sleep in bed no action persists.
What the motherfuckingfuckfuck? You can't have some drunk bitch treating your inner sanctum like a crash pad. Handy, footy, slurpie, whatever, she needs to take of you man. You are on the fast track to friendship, and you got enough friends, dude.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?