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19 Year Old Big Tit Chick Crawled In My Bed Again Last Night
#1

She did "power hour" for the third night in a row, then went to the bar and got kicked out. I felt her boobs yesterday.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

Fuck you.

ps. what is power hour?
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#3

this bitch is crawling in bed you with and you aren't getting any???

I am filing this under "board persona" and not thinking any less of you.
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#4

Anhil8tor Wrote:this bitch is crawling in bed you with and you aren't getting any???

I am filing this under "board persona" and not thinking any less of you.

I'm pretty sure she's in the Red Zone. ('sup Fife in Tribe's "8 Million Stories")

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#5

TomFoolery Wrote:I'm pretty sure she's in the Red Zone. ('sup Fife in Tribe's "8 Million Stories")


pretty sure = don't know right..

besides everyone knows that chicks love it in da butt when they are in the red zone...

she could at least hook you up with a courtesy blow job or something.
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#6

PurpleHaze Wrote:Fuck you.

ps. what is power hour?
1 shot of beer/minute for 60 minutes.

sin,
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#7

PurpleHaze Wrote:Fuck you.

ps. what is power hour?

Come to WI. I'll let you crawl into bed with me.

Power Hour is when you take a shot of beer every minute for 60 minutes. It's quickly becoming a nightly ritual at my palce.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#8

Anhil8tor Wrote:pretty sure = don't know right..

besides everyone knows that chicks love it in da butt when they are in the red zone...

she could at least hook you up with a courtesy blow job or something.


Hey, guess what?








Fuck you!

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#9

TomFoolery Wrote:Come to WI. I'll let you crawl into bed with me.

Power Hour is when you take a shot of beer every minute for 60 minutes. It's quickly becoming a nightly ritual at my palce.

so everynight, your having some folks over to your place. having some fun. this chick gets wasted, crawls into bed with you, and all you've got is a cheap boob feel?
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#10

Bill Wrote:so everynight, your having some folks over to your place. having some fun. this chick gets wasted, crawls into bed with you, and all you've got is a cheap boob feel?


see above
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#11

Bill Wrote:so everynight, your having some folks over to your place. having some fun. this chick gets wasted, crawls into bed with you, and all you've got is a cheap boob feel?

Precisely.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#12

TomFoolery Wrote:Precisely.

last night was put up or shut up night.....You've let her drag you on too long....sounds to me like you got 1 of 2 options....Give up and regroup....or kick her the fuck outta your bedroom tonight and see if she tries to make it up to you.
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#13

Sounds like a 10th grade romance.

"Dude, we so got to first base!"

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#14

Tribal Dragon Wrote:Sounds like a 10th grade romance.

"Dude, we so got to first base!"

I'd have been force feeding my tube steak down her throat on night 2....if she complained, she'd wake up nekkid in my neighbors back yard.
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#15

Bill Wrote:I'd have been force feeding my tube steak down her throat on night 2....if she complained, she'd wake up nekkid in my neighbors back yard.


Married dudes always say shit like this. I've got a friend that would "bang every chick in this place" every time we go to the bar. If he wasn't married, of course.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#16

I don't think I understand what is going on here. Please correct me if I am wrong...


1. Met 19 year big tittied chick (no indication if hot or not)
2. Get drunk, she sleeps in his bed, no action.
3. For 3 nights drunk, sleep in bed no action persists.

What the motherfuckingfuckfuck? You can't have some drunk bitch treating your inner sanctum like a crash pad. Handy, footy, slurpie, whatever, she needs to take of you man. You are on the fast track to friendship, and you got enough friends, dude.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#17

TomFoolery Wrote:I'm pretty sure she's in the Red Zone. ('sup Fife in Tribe's "8 Million Stories")

I always used to tell guys that I had no desire to hook up with that I had my period, too.

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#18

Sad.

See You In Toledo
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#19

TomFoolery Wrote:Married dudes always say shit like this. I've got a friend that would "bang every chick in this place" every time we go to the bar. If he wasn't married, of course.

Actually, on Night 2 Mrs Bill Practically raped me......
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#20

paybacksare Wrote:I always used to tell guys that I had no desire to hook up with that I had my period, too.


That's pretty shitty, just tell a fucker off real bad and he'll never bother you again. I'd rather have the truth then try again two weeks later and bomb once more.
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