09-30-2005, 06:11 AM
Of a bunch of popular rap shit. I'm gonna do it, but also slip in some Ill Mitch too. Rack me for being an A+ Ill Mitch Spread Team member.
My buddy wants me to make him a CD.
09-30-2005, 06:19 AM
Will you get a "Spread Team" wife beater and visor? Tell him it's Andre 3000's real voice.
09-30-2005, 06:21 AM
Sneezy Wrote:Will you get a "Spread Team" wife beater and visor? Tell him it's Andre 3000's real voice.
Ill tell him Ill Mitch is the new rapper that's with Eminem.
09-30-2005, 07:12 AM
Rack that shit!
Why isn't there an Ill Mitch banner here?
Why isn't there an Ill Mitch banner here?
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
09-30-2005, 07:13 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:Rack that shit!
Why isn't there an Ill Mitch banner here?
That is horse shit!
09-30-2005, 07:22 AM
minorthreat Wrote:That is horse shit!
I don't understand.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
09-30-2005, 07:23 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:I don't understand.
It is horse shit that there is no Ill Mitch banner, you big dumb fucker!
09-30-2005, 07:30 AM
minorthreat Wrote:It is horse shit that there is no Ill Mitch banner, you big dumb fucker!
You're the one on the spread team, you human puppet.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
09-30-2005, 07:33 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:You're the one on the spread team, you human Muppet.
human Muppet? Nice.
There's a lady who works at this convenience store close to my house who looks like a Muppet. We actually refer to her as "Muppet Lady".
09-30-2005, 07:35 AM
I meant to say "puppet".
It was a lame attempt at a joke about how you always have a fist inside of you. And I fucked it up.
Anyway, the important thing here is that you fucking suck as an Ill Mitch spread team member.
It was a lame attempt at a joke about how you always have a fist inside of you. And I fucked it up.
Anyway, the important thing here is that you fucking suck as an Ill Mitch spread team member.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
09-30-2005, 07:37 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:I meant to say "puppet".
It was a lame attempt at a joke about how you always have a fist inside of you. And I fucked it up.
Anyway, the important thing here is that you fucking suck as an Ill Mitch spread team member.
You suck as an Ill Mitch fan.
09-30-2005, 07:40 AM
Fuck that. I have this picture on a t-shirt:
![[Image: DontLikeIt.jpg]](http://www.illmitch.com/Images/SkatePunchRap/DontLikeIt.jpg)
All you've done as a fan is sit on your ass.
All you've done as a fan is sit on your ass.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
09-30-2005, 07:42 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:Fuck that. I have this picture on a t-shirt:
All you've done as a fan is sit on your ass.
Have you joined the Spread Team? Have you played his music for others? Have you joined his forum? Would you massage his weiner?
Plus, I introduced Ill Mitch to all of you fucks. 'Bode.
09-30-2005, 07:43 AM
minorthreat Wrote:Have you joined the Spread Team? Have you played his music for others? Have you joined his forum? Would you massage his weiner?
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
09-30-2005, 07:48 AM
minorthreat Wrote:You suck as an Ill Mitch fan.
This really stings.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
09-30-2005, 08:07 AM
Throw some Barry Manilow on that CD. Your friend will welcome it.
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