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have you ever hurt yourself or someone else during sex?
i have just last week
i was sitting on my boyrfirned face and he was giving me oral and i got a little carried away and ended up grinding into him and smashed his lip onto his teeth and popped his lip
:eek: I used to suck on guy's necks a long time ago and would break the blood vessles. :confused:
I mean, I was sitting on my boyfriend's face and got excited and ended up grinding his lips into his teeth :mellow:
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A hickey is not a sexual injury.
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Sunday the wife was sticking a wooden spoon in my ass and I think she busted one of my hemmoroids....
I am still sitting funny today
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you guys are either all lying or you have boring sex lives
Either that, or we're not clumsy fucks with bad coordination. >_>
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My woman was riding my face the other night and buster my lip. Does that count?
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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its hard to hurt yourself when the only person you have sex with is yourself.
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I was screwing my girlfriend so hard once I broke her hip. She was pissed but come on, she was 84. That was the last time we ever did it. The nursing home banned me.
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TomFoolery Wrote:Secret Squirrel, I would like to hump you.
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There was this one time I got the gerbil stuck in Richard Gere's ass, does that count?
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once I was beatin off and got it all torqued up, tried to swap hands, and blew out my elbow. my arm was in a sling for a month
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I was banging this one chick down in her basement and we're going along and she's kinda getting into it, if you know what I mean. So there we are, my balls are slapping off her ass like two wet hacky sacks. Sure, she's struggling, but the tape seems to be holding alright. Then, low and behold, I see some headlights glancing through the room, and I am like, holey fucking shit and I pushed her. Not hard, just a little to like, you know, get her the fuck off away from me so I can get my pants and she slips and falls and her fucking knees land on the glass in the floor from where I came in the window. And now she is crying like a little bitch. She barely hit the floor, and I mean barely. There is no way it is hurting like she is putting on. So anyway, I just get the fuck out. I am sure she was fine.
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