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We haven't had a good meltdown in a while...
#1

and since the board is uber slow today....who wants to volunteer?
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#2

I tell you guys what. The dumbfucking marketing team at the golden arches has no idea what kind of gold mine I am. Alone I account for 2 million customers everytime I come back to the menu. Mid-Western mothers across the country melt when they see my barbecuey goodness on the drive thru sign. What teh fuck are they thinking not making me a staple on the menu? Huh? Bring me back!
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McRib Wrote:I tell you guys what. The dumbfucking marketing team at the golden arches has no idea what kind of gold mine I am. Alone I account for 2 million customers everytime I come back to the menu. Mid-Western mothers across the country melt when they see my barbecuey goodness on the drive thru sign. What teh fuck are they thinking not making me a staple on the menu? Huh? Bring me back!

I like the Mcrib so much I've shoved my cock in one already.
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#4

I don't have time to meltdown today, sorry Bill. Sad
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#5

leucetios Wrote:I don't have time to meltdown today, sorry Bill. Sad

wuss
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#6

Bill Wrote:wuss

What? Just cause I am too busy to have a meltdown I am a wuss?! Why is everyone on this board always so quick to insult people, why can't you just accept that some of us are too busy to play in these childish gam-

:$

Nice.. you almost got me.
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#7

leucetios Wrote:What? Just cause I am too busy to have a meltdown I am a wuss?! Why is everyone on this board always so quick to insult people, why can't you just accept that some of us are too busy to play in these childish gam-

:$

Nice.. you almost got me.

If I had a water gun filled with jizz, I'd spend the first shot on your eye.
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#8

Bill Wrote:If I had a water gun filled with jizz, I'd spend the first shot on your eye.

The joke is on you! I wear glasses :ph34r:
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#9

leucetios Wrote:The joke is on you! I wear glasses :ph34r:

you've never seen the splatter effect of a super soaker have you.
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#10

What exactly is
a meltdown?
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#11

Bill Wrote:you've never seen the splatter effect of a super soaker have you.

Sorry, bro. Unlike you I am not well versed in the use of jizz filled children's toys.
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#12

smokeabowl Wrote:What exactly is
a meltdown?

Mrs. Bill speaking in tongues when Bill passes the McDonalds on the last day I was available 3 years ago.
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#13

leucetios Wrote:Sorry, bro. Unlike you I am not well versed in the use of jizz filled children's toys.

this has taken an unfortunate turn.
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#14

I'd like to be the first to Rack McRib.
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