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Remember Art Chick?
#1

If not, she's a chick I was dating for a couple of weeks. To break it off I asked her if she wanted to have a threesome. Here's a copy of the email conversation we've been having--started by me three days ago.










TomFoolery: Hi! How have you been?


Art Chick: Ummm...fine...why?


TomFoolery: I just felt like saying "hi", since we haven't talked in a while.


Art Chick: Well hi then.


Art Chick: Ok so I guess I just really didn't know what to say. But now I think maybe I was rude...but I'm just really at a loss for why you're interested in keeping communication going. So...I still don't know what to say.




TomFoolery: I never understood why people who determine they don't share the same views romantically can't continue to be friends. If you'd rather not talk to me it's as simple as saying, "Fuck off". Just so you know.





Art Chick: First of all, you sound pissy...knock that off. I got plenty used to hanging up on guys thanks to Zak, and I'm not about to deal with anyone's attitude anymore.

Secondly, it's not about the inability to be friends. I didn't say fuck off. I would not have hesitated to say it if that was how I felt. It's the fact that it has never been proven to me that a guy can be friends with a girl just to be friends with her. Guys are only friends with girls that they'd be willing to sleep with or get some other benifit from. That's just the way I have always seen things play out in my life and in the lives of others. So here I am, I get an email from you out of the blue for no apparent reason other than to just say 'hi', which is not a real reason in my book unless there is an actual preexisting connection or tie or bond between the people, which there isn't between us...so what exactly am I supossed to think about it other than "What is his alterior motive?" And nothing came to mind to answer that queston for me, and that just left me stumped.

And anyways, how am I supossed to even just "be friends" with a person who blatently admits to actively doing things that I believe to be morally wrong, like smoking weed? And why would you want to "be friends" with someone who feels so strongly against your pot smoking lifestyle?

You see? See why I'm so stumped?? You're gonna have to make sense of it all for me, cuz it's not making ANY sense for me.







TomFoolery: Want to have a threesome this weekend?



Art Chick: YOU ARE DISGUSTING. FUCK OFF.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

6 inch NAILZ on that. :loool:

She sniffed you out too, with the motive of wanting sex and all that. Smart girl.
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#3

wow, she thinks it it "morally wrong" to smoke pot
what a dumb fuck

i bet her artwork sucked worse than her speeling

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#4

i cant understand why you dont get laid.
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#5

Her spelling bothered me.

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#6

sounds like a know it all bitch, Rack Foolery...
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#7

Hey Tom,
Can I have her email address? I'd like to invite her to some of these forums. It would be just the kickstart we've been looking for.

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#8

You let me know when she done wants some good Texas blacksnake
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#9

paybacksare Wrote:Her spelling bothered me.

ditto.. she officially lost me at "benifit"

Minorthreat wishes
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#10

TammyC Wrote:ditto.. she officially lost me at "benifit"

You know Tom, he pulls those quality chicks with both looks and intellect. :lool:

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#11

paybacksare Wrote:You know Tom, he pulls those quality chicks with both looks and intellect. :lool:

Isn't ArtChick that manly looking woman?

Or.. was that something to do with Artie?

Or.. am I getting my message boards confused?

Minorthreat wishes
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#12

Pure $$$$!
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#13

minorthreat Wrote:Pure $$$$!

Without a doubt! Tommy Tom! Dude, you've got call her at 3:00am sometime and tell her you've got the threesome chick with ya and she really wants Art Chick to come over.


You can never take an uncomfortable situation too far!

STFU!
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#14

newduser Wrote:You can never take an uncomfortable situation too far!

Words to live by...
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#15

Bet ya Tom didnt even read past the first paragraph of that reply

One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
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#16

what a whinny bitch, better to wank on the forecast girl on tv than having to support that un-open-minded troll.
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#17

paybacksare Wrote:Hey Tom,
Can I have her email address? I'd like to invite her to some of these forums. It would be just the kickstart we've been looking for.

I'm gonna have to pass--only because her dad has been a cop in town for 30+ years and I don't feel like getting fucked with because I made his daughter cry a lot.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#18

TomFoolery Wrote:I'm gonna have to pass--only because her dad has been a cop in town for 30+ years and I don't feel like getting fucked with because I made his daughter cry a lot.

Then why even start this shit if your not gonna close the deal?
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#19

Her emails are too wordy. Tell her to stfu. But nicely, so ... you know ... you don't get arrested and all.
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#20

That was fucking classic.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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