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For halloween
#1

What did you and or your child dress up as?

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#2

I was a convict.

I don't have kids. I detest them.

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#3

stoner

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#4

Halloween ??????


Fuck I missed that one as well .....

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#5

kids rang at the door but at this very moment I had only weed and beer so I didn't openned the door...you see they wouldn't have appreciated it as much as me
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ntype Wrote:kids rang at the door but at this very moment I had only weed and beer so I didn't openned the door...you see they wouldn't have appreciated it as much as me
Treats for the parents then. Smile

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pepsi Wrote:Treats for the parents then. Smile

oh yeah but no.
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#8

Not a damn thing. I think I got really stoned, that's about it.

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#9

fem Wrote:Not a damn thing. I think I got really stoned, that's about it.

it's terrible when an hangry crowd starts throwing stones toward you.
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#10

ntype Wrote:it's terrible when an hangry crowd starts throwing stones toward you.

Wow . . . . .

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#11

fem Wrote:
ntype Wrote:
fem Wrote:Not a damn thing. I think I got really stoned, that's about it.
it's terrible when an hangry crowd starts throwing stones toward you.


Wow . . . . .

2nd :d
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#12

I was a lady cop, full uniform, cap, belt, badge, everything. We had a small party at a friend's home, and when the kids came to the door, I'd turn on my flashlight and hold it over my shoulder like cops do, then I'd start grilling the kids very sternly.

"Have you jaywalked tonight?"
"Are you thanking the nice people who've given you candy?"
"Did you do your homework?"

then I went to the neighbor's party and told them a disturbance had been reported. One guy sauntered over to me, I turned on him and barked, "Up against the wall and spread 'em." Then I frisked him.

They offered booze but I asked for a donut instead.
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#13

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I was a lady cop, full uniform, cap, belt, badge, everything. We had a small party at a friend's home, and when the kids came to the door, I'd turn on my flashlight and hold it over my shoulder like cops do, then I'd start grilling the kids very sternly.

"Have you jaywalked tonight?"
"Are you thanking the nice people who've given you candy?"
"Did you do your homework?"

then I went to the neighbor's party and told them a disturbance had been reported. One guy sauntered over to me, I turned on him and barked, "Up against the wall and spread 'em." Then I frisked him.

They offered booze but I asked for a donut instead.

wotzie...seriously I would have abducted you and released in some ghetto with your nice little cop outfit
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#14

ntype Wrote:wotzie...seriously I would have abducted you and released in some ghetto with your nice little cop outfit


:bew:
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#15

Blueeyedwoman Wrote::bew:

yeah but firstly we would have make some detour by the "magic love cove"
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I was a lady cop, full uniform, cap, belt, badge, everything. We had a small party at a friend's home, and when the kids came to the door, I'd turn on my flashlight and hold it over my shoulder like cops do, then I'd start grilling the kids very sternly.

"Have you jaywalked tonight?"
"Are you thanking the nice people who've given you candy?"
"Did you do your homework?"

then I went to the neighbor's party and told them a disturbance had been reported. One guy sauntered over to me, I turned on him and barked, "Up against the wall and spread 'em." Then I frisked him.

They offered booze but I asked for a donut instead.


Did you invite Bostonredsox for a donut?

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I was a lady cop, full uniform, cap, belt, badge, everything. We had a small party at a friend's home, and when the kids came to the door, I'd turn on my flashlight and hold it over my shoulder like cops do, then I'd start grilling the kids very sternly.

"Have you jaywalked tonight?"
"Are you thanking the nice people who've given you candy?"
"Did you do your homework?"

then I went to the neighbor's party and told them a disturbance had been reported. One guy sauntered over to me, I turned on him and barked, "Up against the wall and spread 'em." Then I frisked him.

They offered booze but I asked for a donut instead.
:wpics:

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