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Story About my Friend who is in the closet
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myslef, my buddy Foreman, LBS the gay dude, and Philly Blunts are watching the KU game last night drinking brews. Well, we're all drinking brews except LBS. He's sipping on Vodka Sours. Dudes gotta be gay. He was wearing an all white jump suit too.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#2

Does he know that you guys know?
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Does he know that you guys know?

He's Korean, so besided getting every asian stereotypical name thrown at him, we also call him faggot, homo, queer, etc. he's been starting to get pissed off at us because of it in recent months. his mom told him she would disown him if he ended up gay.

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cLaY Wrote:He's Korean, so besided getting every asian stereotypical name thrown at him, we also call him faggot, homo, queer, etc. he's been starting to get pissed off at us because of it in recent months. his mom told him she would disown him if he ended up gay.
You need to up the pressure on him. I would begin by driving him out into the woods and kicking him out of the car naked with "fag" spray painted on his body and then get progressively meaner about it until he gives up on his gay ambitions.
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#5

did i add that i used to spend the night at his house as a kid?

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cLaY Wrote:did i add that i used to spend the night at his house as a kid?
Did you ever have sword fights?
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cLaY Wrote:did i add that i used to spend the night at his house as a kid?

Did he used to wake you up by sucking your dick? That's a pretty good indication that he's gay.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#8

Dude has never put the moves on me. I might punch him in the colon, I mean in his gawd damn jaw if he does.

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TomFoolery Wrote:Did he used to wake you up by sucking your dick? That's a pretty good indication that he's gay.
Who hijacked Tom's nic?
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#10

^^^killed thread

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#11

I have a couple....

Would you still hang with the dude if he comes out?

How long has it been since he was "with" a woman?

Can you get him to come here?
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#12

Anhil8tor Wrote:I have a couple....

Would you still hang with the dude if he comes out?

How long has it been since he was "with" a woman?

Can you get him to come here?

I would still hang out with him if he turns out gay, he's a pot head.

He was with a chick for like 6 years. She told me they never had sex. I think its been a while since he's banged a chick. He banged the chick that rubbed on my cock last weekend. She's pretty easy though, probably only slept with him because she was craving cock and he needed to put his pecker in something. Ironically, he told me he banged her from behind.

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#13

Get him to come here like 8 said. If he puts up a pic in my "eyes" thread then we'll know for sure.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Get him to come here like 8 said. If he puts up a pic in my "eyes" thread then we'll know for sure.

i've posted a pic of him, but I don't feel like putting it up again.

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cLaY Wrote:i've posted a pic of him, but I don't feel like putting it up again.
I think I saved it.
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cLaY Wrote:He's Korean, so besided getting every asian stereotypical name thrown at him, we also call him faggot, homo, queer, etc. he's been starting to get pissed off at us because of it in recent months. his mom told him she would disown him if he ended up gay.

Korean men are all gay. Enough said.

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