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So, I found out what I can't do with my nipples.
#1

Lift refrigerators with them. I recently shoved hooks through my nipples as a symbol of protest, still not sure what I was protesting, but I stray from the point. I was dared to tie a refrigerator to my nipplehooks, and swing it around like a drowning cat. So, being extremely sensitive to peer pressure, I did. At first, I was doing fine, but when I started a serious swing, I felt a rip, and saw blood squirt. Now, 13 hours later and 1 trip the hospital poorer, I can cross another item off my list of things to do.

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#2

we have missed you

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#3

Smile

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#4

da boss will be so happy he will shit his pants
i know he has missed ya, ya freak

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#5

Oh, is that why he never talks to me?

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#6

UDC you should join in the IT x-mas secret santa.

NinjaBassist Wrote:I thought it would be something different. When I get drunk I usually end up gettin naked and so for the courtesy of the other males in the house I usualy tuck my cock away like a transexual. Mangina ahoy

cLaY Wrote:Bird, less tongue...i want to know you mean it.
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#7

I dont think you would want anything he would send you. That is unless you like naked photos of him fucking random appliances

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