Mrs Bill and the girls spend all day making christmas cookies and such. My wife makes these awsome rum balls but they have to freeze before the are ready to eat so she set them out on the deck in a cookie tin....Gabe, my Golden retriever founud them and devoured the whole batch. 2 cups of rum where in these things....fucker got drunk as all get out before puking then passing out...I was kinda worried but he woke up sunday morning with what I'm sure was a doggie hangover.....anybody else ever have shit like that happen?
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nope but i hate dogs and would never own one. but still funny.
NinjaBassist Wrote:I thought it would be something different. When I get drunk I usually end up gettin naked and so for the courtesy of the other males in the house I usualy tuck my cock away like a transexual. Mangina ahoy
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nope but I do remember in Biology class having seen some kind of movie about animal experimentation, they made dogs and cats drink alcool, the fact is that at the beginning they don't like but after a moment they like that quite a lot.
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i have seen dogs and cats get into friends stashes of pot and coke
one dog slept for three days after eating an alice b. brownie
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Don Wrote:nope but i hate dogs and would never own one. but still funny.
cat lovers are most likely faggots
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Bill Wrote:War Pot Brownies!
yeah, eating the thc is a great delivery system
i love the way it just keeps coming on
i have had numerous instances of peeps going into my fridge and mistakenly eating them
they are much more entertaining than the pets
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Don Wrote:Did I mention I hate my cat as well. I hate domestic animals.
My fiance has a cat. Sadly when it gets sick or something is not right she somehow manages to make it my responsibility to check into things to see if it will pass or if we should take her to the vet. I hate that fluffy white bitch.
get a golden retriever...it will love you more than your wife ever will.
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My husband's old Rott ate a whole bagful of Hershey's Kisses one time, and he was fine. He also ate a lot of drugs in his lifetime, too.....I'm guessing.
Snarg- Have you ever heard of things called "goo-balls"? They're made out of pot and poppyseeds?
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Don Wrote:Did I mention I hate my cat as well. I hate domestic animals.
My fiance has a cat. Sadly when it gets sick or something is not right she somehow manages to make it my responsibility to check into things to see if it will pass or if we should take her to the vet. I hate that fluffy white bitch.
You should get her some 2 for 1 laser hair treatment for x-mas. Nothing worse than a hairy woman.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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PurpleHaze Wrote:My husband's old Rott ate a whole bagful of Hershey's Kisses one time, and he was fine. He also ate a lot of drugs in his lifetime, too.....I'm guessing.
Snarg- Have you ever heard of things called "goo-balls"? They're made out of pot and poppyseeds?
never had "goo-balls"
don't eat the poppy seeds before your drug test (sup, elaine?)
ps/ snarg does love opium, and has grown opium poppies on his "farm"
and yes, heavenly blue morning glory seeds will get you off
but don't ever eat packaged ones, they treat them
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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