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Inappropriate things you've humped
#1

garden hose
dog food
sock


tempted by a watermelon - but am too shy to ask a friend to be a partner.
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#2

Men.
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#3

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Men.

Wrong thread.:finger:

You could entertain us with ten locations outside of your home, where you've flicked it.
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#4

My pillow and a hole in the ground. The hole was slightly moist from the morning dew.

ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.

I fear that.
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#5

pillow i made in home econcomics
couch cushion
jar of apple butter
lotion filled panty hose

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#6

A friends wife.

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#7

Friends sisters.

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#8

a mother and her daughter...both over 18.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#9

panties

pillow

the ground
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#10

BIRD33 Wrote:Friends sisters.

same time?

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#11

what is with you folks fucking the ground.?

Pool vacume hose
couch cushion
Pillow
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#12

cLaY Wrote:same time?

No but im 2 out of 3 sisters with this one particular friend and the last just turned 21.Oppurtunity is that you knocking?.I never initiated anthing.

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#13

BIRD33 Wrote:No but im 2 out of 3 sisters with this one particular friend and the last just turned 21.Oppurtunity is that you knocking?.I never initiated anthing.

are they aware you've fucked the other?

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#14

cLaY Wrote:are they aware you've fucked the other?

I would guess so.I know my friend knows.

edit-I did them years apart.

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#15

BIRD33 Wrote:I would guess so.I know my friend knows.

edit-I did them years apart.

that's kinda disturbing...you're a shoe in to bang the third

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#16

cLaY Wrote:that's kinda disturbing...you're a shoe in to bang the third

Classy chicks to.Just a night of drinking and BIRD33 humor will do it.I hang with them all the time and we act like it never happened.The last one might still be a virgin.

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#17

BIRD33 Wrote:Classy chicks to.Just a night of drinking and BIRD33 humor will do it.I hang with them all the time and we act like it never happened.The last one might still be a virgin.

Beautiful. There's a handful of chicks I still hang out with who banged. I think it got around their circle that my cock is humongous so they all wanted to take it for a test drive.

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#18

Fuckin bird..


he is defintely ITs show stealer
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#19

cLaY Wrote:Beautiful. There's a handful of chicks I still hang out with who banged. I think it got around their circle that my cock is humongous so they all wanted to take it for a test drive.


Same here minus the penis size.

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#20

BIRD33 Wrote:Same here minus the penis size.

are any of them already married?

there's a few I'm sure I could lay the pipe too on a drunk night.

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