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First your Teeth then your asshole?
#1

Anus bleaching? Apparently now you can have the brown ring around your asshole lightened. I can understand that this would be $$$ with porn stars but why would the average chick care? I cringe to imagine a dood walking into a beauty salon and request that his asshole be whitened. ><

What the fuck is wrong with people?
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#2

I'd do it with one consideration. That none of my countless ass hairs would be affected. No man wants a skunk strip down his crack.
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#3

Vitamin E Wrote:I'd do it with one consideration. That none of my countless ass hairs would be affected. No man wants a skunk strip down his crack.

I think I'm gonna start getting my ass hair waxed. Shit makes pooping messy. I had a wad of TP the size of my fist stuck in my ass crack all day yesterday. Didn't notice until I took a shower last night.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#4

Vitamin E Wrote:I'd do it with one consideration. That none of my countless ass hairs would be affected. No man wants a skunk strip down his crack.

But could you be brazen enough to walkinto a salon and ask for an anus whitening?....I don't think I could do it bro.
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#5

Bill Wrote:But could you be brazen enough to walkinto a salon and ask for an anus whitening?....I don't think I could do it bro.

Surely you're joking. I could go on Sunday dressed as a nun in heels.
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#6

Vitamin E Wrote:Surely you're joking. I could go on Sunday dressed as a nun in heels.

My lust for the cutie at the hair salon that I go to keeps me from being able to do so.
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#7

cleanliness is next to godliness though.
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#8

cLaY Wrote:I think I'm gonna start getting my ass hair waxed. Shit makes pooping messy. I had a wad of TP the size of my fist stuck in my ass crack all day yesterday. Didn't notice until I took a shower last night.

lazer hair removal...weird.
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#9

Bill Wrote:lazer hair removal...weird.

it's laser, LASER. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation
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#10

ntype Wrote:it's laser, LASER. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

ok
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#11

Bill Wrote:ok

you may think that I'm mean towards you but I kinda think that you are a cool dude.
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#12

ntype Wrote:you may think that I'm mean towards you but I kinda think that you are a cool dude.

I'd bleach your asshole with my seamen.
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#13

Bill Wrote:I'd bleach your asshole with my seamen.

calm down cow-boy I was expressing some brotherly affection over there.
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#14

ntype Wrote:calm down cow-boy I was expressing some brotherly affection over there.

Damn I was hoping we could cuddle and watch broke back mountain.
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#15

Bill Wrote:Damn I was hoping we could cuddle and watch broke back mountain.

You should ask 8 he's always in for new experiments and if he's a little bit reluctant give him MsBill dirty underwears he will even dance for you after that.

(ps : 8 no mean to you here)
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#16

My mom always said girls liked this order reversed.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#17

Bill Wrote:Damn I was hoping we could cuddle and watch broke back mountain.


the missus wanted me to go see that with her. then I find out yesterday it's about a coupla fag cowboys. are you fucking kidding me?
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#18

what? Wrote:the missus wanted me to go see that with her. then I find out yesterday it's about a coupla fag cowboys. are you fucking kidding me?

No. it's really about a couple of fag cowboys.
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#19

Jake soooooo cute.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#20

Bill Wrote:No. it's really about a couple of fag cowboys.

and they said there were no more original ideas in hollywood :mellow:

or is it a re-make?
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