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My friends steal all my condoms (lucky fuckers), so I had to replenish the stash. I picked up some Trojan Magnums last night.
I wanted to find out if they fit, so while I was jerking off I unrolled one onto my shaft. Is that pathetic or sexy?
P.S. It fits, and I'm not just making that up. Thanks.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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it can be reused, correct? sexy.
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I'd say sexy...
unless you showed your roommates..
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dude, you should come around more.
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i never really trusted those things
ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.
I fear that.
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TomFoolery Wrote:My friends steal all my condoms (lucky fuckers), so I had to replenish the stash. I picked up some Trojan Magnums last night.
I wanted to find out if they fit, so while I was jerking off I unrolled one onto my shaft. Is that pathetic or sexy?
P.S. It fits, and I'm not just making that up. Thanks.
are you suggesting that the enzyte has succeeded in enlarging your shaft??
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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object in magnum is larger than they look like when peeing?
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TomFoolery Wrote:My friends steal all my condoms (lucky fuckers), so I had to replenish the stash. I picked up some Trojan Magnums last night.
I wanted to find out if they fit, so while I was jerking off I unrolled one onto my shaft. Is that pathetic or sexy?
P.S. It fits, and I'm not just making that up. Thanks.
What a nice friend, refilling your condom stash so they will always be protected.
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Raiden Wrote:TomFoolery sucks ass.
Let us change the subject.
Who said I had to make sense ?
