I think I have an issue with female Candian singers, cause I hate them all.
Alanis Morisette - stop your fucking whining on my radio. If I wanted to know about your bedroom woes, I'd just look at your horse face for 2 minutes.
Celine Dion - yeah, I get it. You can sing. I'm soooo over it.
Amanda Marshall - who? Bitch with crazy hair. Enough said.
Nelly Furtado - "wooooowooooowwoooooo" you sound like a whiny dog. Shut. Up.
Apart from them, I also hate:
Sarah Jessica Parker - do we need an explanation?
Drew Barrymore - why do you talk like a child? When you talk like that, I want to yank you by the arm.
But, the worst. The one I hate the most:
Mariah Fucking Carey. You are not a diva. You are a plump oogly bitch. Get off my radio.
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Is it wrong that I would fuck all of them but SJP?
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I hate Rush Limbaugh and Micheal Cooper of the showtime Lakers.
I'd fuck Mariah Carey
I hate Celine dion.
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its a thermometer. in an ass.
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Banana Wrote:Alanis? Really? Ryan Reynolds may be hot, but I am questionning his sanity for marrying the ho.
Especially Alanis. I get wood at the thought of "go down on you in a theater".
Ryan Reynolds fucking rules. I need to change my sig now.
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I hated every single person that Barbra Walters had on her special the other night except for the guy from Grey's Anatomy. Matthew McConehey (sp) was a pompous jerk, and so was that guy from ER. That ER guy's need to make every fucking answer into a joke gets tiring. And Mariah looked like shit.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I hated every single person that Barbra Walters had on her special the other night except for the guy from Grey's Anatomy. Matthew McConehey (sp) was a pompous jerk, and so was that guy from ER. That ER guy's need to make every fucking answer into a joke gets tiring. And Mariah looked like shit.
That would George Clooney. Like you didn't know.
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Jane Fonda
Tom Cruise
and any other tard celeb that feels the need to speak out against the war, yet is too self absorbed to pick up a gun and stand a post.
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Banana Wrote:Yeah, McCaughnahey (sp?) was a pompus ass, but she didn't help by blowing sunshine up his ass.
He rubbed her feet. It was the least she could do.
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Vitamin E Wrote:Jane Fonda
Tom Cruise
and any other tard celeb that feels the need to speak out against the war, yet is too self absorbed to pick up a gun and stand a post.
Concur.
Tim Robbins and his bitch ass skanky woman.
All the hollywood types that find it necessary to force their homo agenda on me at the theater and in the press. I have no problem with homos, but having this Brokeback shit forcefed to me is getting annoying.
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Tom Cruise
Mr. and Mrs. Spears
SJP
Michael Jackson
Dr. phil
anyone who has been on a reality television show and now thinks they are a celebrity.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Yep, she started that whole thing off on the wrong foot. That was her worst show ever. All we learned was that McConehey is an idiot, Clooney thinks his shit don't stink, Dr. Dreamy has an old woman fetish, and Mariah has a big closet and her sister was a whore. Pre-Oscar show?
McDreamy has some issues. Can't Buy Me Love is still a classsic.
I mean, fuck, it had Gerardo.
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