[Bill]

So I went to pick up a burger and some fries at the local pub/bar for lunch. I walk in and there's like 3 guys slumped at the bar and one cute blonde chick behind the counter washing mugs. She's got this really tight tee on and her boobs are struggling to maintain themself inside of it. She got some 80's style hair do going on, way too much gel/hairspray. I walk up and say I'm here for my order and she says that I'm the first guy all day to look her in the eyes and not stare at her tits while talking to her. My reply was ahh, they're all just wondering how much more all natural man made hair gel they can get in your hair.....I thought she was gonna slap me but she calmly asked if i wanted to find out....now I'm obsessing with the fantasy of bending her over keg in the back room....