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To Whomever Is Running the ITC Troll
#1

Just some friendly advice.

Your constant use, and occassional mis-use of big words and fancy sentences is just making your troll look desperate. You might want to tone it down a bit.

However, all in all not a horrible job. You nailed ITC's need to appear smarter than everyone else. Best troll in weeks.
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#2

uh oh.....I suspect more big words and incoherence shorty.....
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#3

Banana Wrote:uh oh.....I suspect more big words and incoherence shorty.....

You got something against the vertically challenged?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#4

Now hold on there, Leu. This troll is a lot of fun. Leave him alone.
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#5

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Now hold on there, Leu. This troll is a lot of fun. Leave him alone.

I was just worried that the person running it might not be able to keep coming up with new big words and fancy smack and might end up repeating themselves with stuff like "pathetic loser"
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#6

leucetios Wrote:Just some friendly advice.

Your constant use, and occassional mis-use of big words and fancy sentences is just making your troll look desperate. You might want to tone it down a bit.

However, all in all not a horrible job. You nailed ITC's need to appear smarter than everyone else. Best troll in weeks.

Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? You bring to mind a quote: "I don't care if men find it hard to know what women want these days; I don't care if they are angry or frustrated because someone (I) changed the rules while they weren't looking and forgot to send them a goddamned memo. Get used to it, guys. Or get a cat."

If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.

I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.

I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.

Sometimes a big dick is just that!

My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..

Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me


To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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#7

ITC Wrote:Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? You bring to mind a quote: "I don't care if men find it hard to know what women want these days; I don't care if they are angry or frustrated because someone (I) changed the rules while they weren't looking and forgot to send them a goddamned memo. Get used to it, guys. Or get a cat."

If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.
It took you a long time to copy and paste that one :|
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#8

ITC Wrote:Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? You bring to mind a quote: "I don't care if men find it hard to know what women want these days; I don't care if they are angry or frustrated because someone (I) changed the rules while they weren't looking and forgot to send them a goddamned memo. Get used to it, guys. Or get a cat."

If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.

I'm no zoologist, but I am pretty sure fleas don't have knee caps. I think the whole exo-skeleton thing, precludes a patella. Of course, you're clearly smarter than me, so you probably know better.
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#9

Banana Wrote:It took you a long time to copy and paste that one :|
Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder.

Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock

Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.

I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.

I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.

Sometimes a big dick is just that!

My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..

Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me


To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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#10

:praise:
leucetios Wrote:I'm no zoologist, but I am pretty sure fleas don't have knee caps. I think the whole exo-skeleton thing, precludes a patella. Of course, you're clearly smarter than me, so you probably know better.

I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.

I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.

Sometimes a big dick is just that!

My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..

Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me


To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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#11

ITC Wrote:Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder.

Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock

Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.


See? This is what I am talking about.

Allow me to illustrate:

The way you use large and/or fancy words like "abyss" and "irreversible" is perfect for the "I'm so smart" troll, but then you forget to close the quotation marks, and we stop believing in your troll. You need to stay in character or we'll just get bored.
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#12

leucetios Wrote:See? This is what I am talking about.

Allow me to illustrate:

The way you use large and/or fancy words like "abyss" and "irreversible" is perfect for the "I'm so smart" troll, but then you forget to close the quotation marks, and we stop believing in your troll. You need to stay in character or we'll just get bored.

And I am here just to make you happy! :lool:

I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.

I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.

Sometimes a big dick is just that!

My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..

Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me


To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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#13

ITC Wrote:And I am here just to make you happy! :lool:
That's not why you are here? Why are you here? Don't you have better things to do?
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#14

ITC Wrote:And I am here just to make you happy! :lool:


^^^ Gets it. ^^^


But not from Lee. That's BEW
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#15

Banana Wrote:That's not why you are here? Why are you here? Don't you have better things to do?

You want me to go away?? Sad(

I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.

I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.

Sometimes a big dick is just that!

My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..

Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me


To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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#16

ITC Wrote:You want me to go away?? Sad(
No. Just a question. You know.....keeping the board moving and stuff....
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#17

leucetios Wrote:^^^ Gets it. ^^^


But not from Lee. That's BEW


Ignore list!

I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.

I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.

Sometimes a big dick is just that!

My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..

Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me


To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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#18

ITC Wrote:Ignore list!

**list has been put on ignore**

Done.
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#19

Banana Wrote:No. Just a question. You know.....keeping the board moving and stuff....

That’s what I am doing here and of course I am having fun with Lee too!

I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.

I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.

Sometimes a big dick is just that!

My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..

Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me


To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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#20

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Now hold on there, Leu. This troll is a lot of fun. Leave him alone.

not a him, not a troll!

I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.

I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.

Sometimes a big dick is just that!

My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..

Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me


To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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