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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are out fishing and sipping beer while
discussing football and NASCAR.
All of a sudden Thibodeaux turns to Boudreaux and says, :
"I think I'm gonna divorce my wife... she hasn't spoken to me in over
six months."
Boudreaux sips his beer and replies,
"You better think it over... women like that are hard to find."
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spell their names fonetically (sp?), I want to see if I pronounced them right
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boo-droo (soft D)
thib-o-do (hard O)
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Boudreaux Falls on Face
Boudreaux's been drinking all nite at Patin's, the local bar, dere in Labadie. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So Boudreaux stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl across the Labadie bridge, and the 4 blocks to his home. When Boudreaux arrives at the door he stands up and falls flat on his face again. He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "Me?", "What makes you say that?" Boudreaux asks as he puts on an innocent look. "Patin's called", his wife replied, "you left your wheelchair there again."
oudreaux passes to Hawaii on vacation.
Down at the pool, a fellow sits next to Boudreaux. Boudreaux says "Hey, how you doing? My name is Boudreaux and I'm here on vacation. My house caught itself on fire and I got a little extra from the insurance company."
"Well that's interesting," responded the fellow "I'm here from California and my house flooded. I used the extra insurance money for this vacation."
"Mais dats good," said Boudreaux "but let me axe you one ting. How de hell did you start de flood?"
