[Dr. Lecter]

you know the dude who plays the Mac (talking to the PC dude) in those commercials?
Well it just hit me that I'd like to shit in my hand and then use said hand to punch that kid in the Uvula.

[what?]

any excuse to shit in your hand will do, huh?

[Dr. Lecter]

any excuse to shit in your hand will do, huh?

To paraphrase the Parrot Heads, "It's 10:30 somewhere!"*



*Average time in the AM people take their leaky coffee dump

[Tommy]

To paraphrase the Parrot Heads, "It's 10:30 somewhere!"*



*Average time in the AM people take their leaky coffee dump

See, I don't take leaky coffee dumps.