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How many of you are over 30? How many of you have had plastic surgery? How many of you will be getting plastic surgery?
I ask because I saw a fine slut today. She loooked 22 but was really 37. Usually I like my bitches just barely over the legal state limit, but I'd fuck this bitch senseless without any alchohol...and that's saying a lot. The sickest part is, I don't think she's had any work done...at least none that I could spot. Just great genes?
How many of you sluts have flabby triceps and strech marks?
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lecter and spork out on the town?
thats trouble
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I will be 35 in August. I was in better shape last year then I am this year because I quit smoking and got sick. No work done and if I ever get any done it will be a breast reduction... all the weight I gained went straight to my tits. I have had 3 kids and yup I got stretch marks on my tits. Oh I also am getting gray hair but I streaked it so you can't tell now. I have been told I do not look over 25, and some days you can see my age, it depends on the stress level of the week. I don't wear any make up but for mascara and eyeliner if I go out and lipgloss. I hate girls who cake the shit on their face.
The best thing for me is going to the liquor store for my husband and getting asked to see ID, even with my tribe of brats.
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The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age.
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I'm 26 but I pregnant so I've been trying like hell not to put on a bunch of weight. And using creams to keep the stretch marks to a minimum.
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Post your picture, Spork.
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over 30, no kids, no stretch marks (yet!) so anyone know who the spork troll is?
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He's fourteen, in the basement, and is just getting pubes. He's excited to talk to girls on the webberment. He jacks off to anime. He has no real life friends.
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There will be no more pics of my body parts ever again.
Welcome to IT Mandy.
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