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Match.com Part V
Flumper Barflusterbutt
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07-19-2006, 07:44 PM
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She's full figured, a smoker, and her best feature is her hair. She also has a strategically placed tattoo. She has a pet dog she saved from the pound and she says he is a "tooter". She also has a fish but told me to ask for his name later (with a smiley face).

She likes to fish and camp and is not afraid to get sweaty. Her mate has to love to fish, really love to fish. Fishing is a big deal to her. She was also in the army and loves to watch the Food Channel.
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07-19-2006, 07:45 PM
Who wouldn't adore a woman who loves to fish? And her hair is lovely.
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07-19-2006, 07:48 PM
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Who wouldn't adore a woman who loves to fish? And her hair is lovely.

I can certainly see why she picked her hair as her "best feature".
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07-19-2006, 07:48 PM
You are social climbing. I don't even think she has a cock.
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07-19-2006, 07:50 PM
Jaymac Wrote:You are social climbing. I don't even think she has a cock.

One of her turn-ons is skinny dipping.
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07-19-2006, 07:51 PM
Ask to see her tatoo and post that shit.
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07-19-2006, 07:52 PM
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Ask to see her tatoo and post that shit.

I'd rather know the name of the fish than see the tat.
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07-19-2006, 07:54 PM
Jaymac Wrote:I'd rather know the name of the fish than see the tat.
I bet she named her fish "Wanda".
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07-19-2006, 07:56 PM
Can we learn more about her friend in the pic--the other female? Try to make her jealous by asking about the friend.
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07-19-2006, 07:58 PM
Is her tattoo a chin on top of her chin?
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07-19-2006, 08:21 PM
Okay. I sent her an email.

Quote:Hey, thanks for sending the wink and the note. Your cute and stuff. Who is the girl in that one picture with you? Does she have email? I want to see a picture of your stratgiacially placed tattoo? Could you send me a pic of that please? Also, I love to fish. Alot. I have three trotlines right now.

Smoking is cool. Both my parents were smokers. They are dead now.

Talk to you soon. You can call me Flumper.
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07-19-2006, 08:23 PM
She reminds me of the dood with cerebral palsy on Last Comic Standing cept she looks like she ate the food channel.
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07-19-2006, 08:27 PM
Flumps, I think you've got a live one.
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07-19-2006, 08:59 PM
the fish is named Mr. Winky, just like flumps peepee
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07-19-2006, 09:37 PM
rekcufssa Wrote:the fish is named Mr. Winky, just like flumps peepee

You really bring the heat dont you?
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07-19-2006, 09:47 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:You really bring the heat dont you?

:lool:
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07-19-2006, 11:19 PM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote::lool:

ditto
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07-20-2006, 01:36 AM
BIRD33 Wrote:Is her tattoo a chin on top of her chin?
:lol: Obviously.
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07-20-2006, 01:38 AM
Full figured, FUCK me thats a Heifer, make sure you rubber up you dont want a kid with that!
Run like your being chased,
Sing like your on Broadway,
And Fuck like your a Pornstar.
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07-20-2006, 12:49 PM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Okay. I sent her an email.


I fukken laughed at what you sent ! :lool:
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