07-25-2006, 02:03 AM
BEW/Blondie/other sluts...you know what to do.
-SporK
-SporK
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-SPorK
Spork will fly into Vegas on Thursday.
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
07-25-2006, 04:22 AM
I expect a "The spork gets hospitalized by stip club bouncer" thread no later than noon on friday. Feel free to leave out the fact it'll be a male strip club though.
07-25-2006, 05:49 AM
SporK Wrote:BEW/Blondie/other sluts...you know what to do.
-SporK
Theres a handy airstrip in the grand canyon. Aim for that.
![[Image: airstrip.jpg]](http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a182/blueeyedwoman123/airstrip.jpg)
07-25-2006, 05:59 AM
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Theres a handy airstrip in the grand canyon. Aim for that.
This is probably your only chance to suck my dick, you stupid cunt. Call your dumb gal pal up, and make the trip. I'll let you blow me while I get lap dances from much hotter and younger women.
-SPorK
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
07-25-2006, 06:13 AM
You're boring.
07-25-2006, 06:26 AM
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You're boring.
I'm serious.
-SPorK
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
07-25-2006, 06:52 AM
SporK Wrote:This is probably your only chance to suck my dick, you stupid cunt.:lool:
![[Image: boston.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/FattyJ16/boston.jpg)
07-25-2006, 06:57 AM
Yeah, right..I'll leave first thing in the morning. Wait for me at The Golden Nugget..15fwy & Las Vegas Blvd... and bring a coat, it's really cold in Las Vegas right now.
07-25-2006, 07:05 AM
Blondie Wrote:Yeah, right..I'll leave first thing in the morning. Wait for me at The Golden Nugget..15fwy & Las Vegas Blvd... and bring a coat, it's really cold in Las Vegas right now.
Okay.
I gave all you dumb west coast bitches a chance to suck my dick and then come here and brag about it. You don't want to put your tits where your mouth is? That's fine. Then you get to shut the fuck up. Spork will instead have to fuck the 1283712983791283 other hotter women in vegas.
-SPorK
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
07-25-2006, 07:25 AM
Spork thread failure. Check.
07-25-2006, 08:48 AM
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Spork thread failure. Check.
No need to check ... It's a fact.
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
07-25-2006, 10:42 AM
So is there a FAGS convention that you two are attending? how come Bird didnt get an invite?
Run like your being chased,
Sing like your on Broadway,
And Fuck like your a Pornstar.
07-25-2006, 10:55 AM
I'm pissed I missed this: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060724/us_n...wingers_dc
Would have been the perfect oppertunity to fuck other people's wives.
-SporK
Would have been the perfect oppertunity to fuck other people's wives.
-SporK
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
07-25-2006, 11:01 AM
SporK Wrote:Would have been the perfect oppertunity to fuck other people's wives.Is this what you call Majorlimpdick these days?
-SporK
Run like your being chased,
Sing like your on Broadway,
And Fuck like your a Pornstar.
07-25-2006, 01:54 PM
Your Mums Pimp Wrote:Is this what you call Majorlimpdick these days?
Yes I call Majorlimpdick other people's wives I'm going to fuck...
WHat the fuck are you talking about you fucking idiot? Jesus fucking christ, you think you could come up with something that makes sense? For fuck's sake - shut the fuck up you fucking retarded Australian!.You're torturing my fucking brain cells. I hope someone puts a bullet through your temple, asshole.
-SporK
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
07-25-2006, 03:57 PM
:lool:
[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="3"]_________________________________________________
I'm a rap battle assassin, send me a PM
If you want someone run - tell me who, where and when![/SIZE][/COLOR]
TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
07-25-2006, 04:01 PM
SporK Wrote:Yes I call Majorlimpdick other people's wives I'm going to fuck...Did YMP hit a nerve on the Sprock, oh didems, I am a bad person.
WHat the fuck are you talking about you fucking idiot? Jesus fucking christ, you think you could come up with something that makes sense? For fuck's sake - shut the fuck up you fucking retarded Australian!.You're torturing my fucking brain cells. I hope someone puts a bullet through your temple, asshole.
-SporK
Your the one torturing everyone else, for fuck sake
Hmmm,
No1 reason for birth control = Teh Sprock retard factory, coming to a city near you
:finger:
Run like your being chased,
Sing like your on Broadway,
And Fuck like your a Pornstar.
07-25-2006, 04:06 PM
Your Mums Pimp Wrote:So is there a FAGS convention that you two are attending? how come Bird didnt get an invite?It sold out after Major Faggot, Raidumb and the network of Ownster fags booked their tickets.
[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="3"]_________________________________________________
I'm a rap battle assassin, send me a PM
If you want someone run - tell me who, where and when![/SIZE][/COLOR]
TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
07-25-2006, 04:54 PM
Your Mums Pimp Wrote:Did YMP hit a nerve on the Sprock, oh didems, I am a bad person.
Your the one torturing everyone else, for fuck sake
Hmmm,
No1 reason for birth control = Teh Sprock retard factory, coming to a city near you
:finger:
From a country filled with filthy deported criminal scum, your mother has obviously fucked the smarter of the bunch.
-SporK
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
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