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Predict your death ....
#1

Here

Quote:LeeMan: At age 68 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.


Hmmm .... Well ......

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#2

:ph34r:

Quote:ntype: At age 44 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.

uhm...rockstar style.
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#3

Poppy: At age 45 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM


Fitting.
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#4

Odysseus: At age 43 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

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#5

Jdub: At age 70 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

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#6

At age 38 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

See You In Toledo
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#7

At age 86 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.



I'ma out live all you assholes!:yay:
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#8

lookout below: At age 51 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.



I predict the day I program anything is the day I'll off myself.
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#9

lookout below Wrote:lookout below: At age 51 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.



I predict the day I program anything is the day I'll off myself.

hey why did you deserved the cool death ?
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#10

CT: At age 48 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

i understood "work" to be "penis" and "PETA activist" to be "jilted IT member".
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#11

Bill: At age 61 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

Could it be more fitting?
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#12

snarg: At age 93 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

:eek: wholly shite!!!

(take that, blondie, hahahaha)

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#13

snarg Wrote:snarg: At age 93 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

:eek: wholly shite!!!

(take that, blondie, hahahaha)


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RACK me for pissing outside at age 86 tho!
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#14

Underwhelmed: At age 58 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay...


Sad(

fuck that! 58?!?!!
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#15

Blueeyedwoman: At age 80 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.
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#16

war: At age 52 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

DIVTIVS VOS OBTVTVS IN CASSVS, PENITVS CASSVS OBTVTVS IN VOS.
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#17

i'll die of rabies...i dont need no opinion on that

:mad:Kiss my bender!:mad:
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#18

snarg Wrote:snarg: At age 93 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

:eek: wholly shite!!!

(take that, blondie, hahahaha)

I'm gonna miss snarg next year Sad
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#19

snarg appreciates the sentiment

the big eyes is for me living in a meditation center at this time
better than billz prediction :mellow:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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