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Your Mums Pimp has taken an extended lunch break today so he can try out for 'Australian Idol'. I don't know what song he will be performing at the audition but I saw him drive off wearing a Spiderman costume. :confused:
Please use this thread to show him your support.
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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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I have wiped my cock over something on your desk, I will see you after lunch!
Run like your being chased,
Sing like your on Broadway,
And Fuck like your a Pornstar.
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****Update****
Thanks to the lack of encouragement from you IT bitches, poor old YMP lacked the confidence to make it through to the finals. He was a bit disheartened by the judges making fun of his costume, apparently they didn't understand why he needed to dress up like Spiderman to sing a Madonna song.
And I'm relieved to report he didn't knob my coffee cup. The strategically placed picture of the Hoff always diverts his penis rubbing attention away from the other more vulnerable items on my desk.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
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I'm guessing "Justify my love".
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Seems like Oli shoulda went..
I bet they'd be skeered of your mad word skillz!
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The Dogg is away with his MuM" for work and wont be back till tomorrow, I have Knobbed various other items which he will come in contact with
Run like your being chased,
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And Fuck like your a Pornstar.
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Your Mums Pimp is an over rated Gay Ho!
Little Big Man Syndrome who loves putting his fingers where fingers ought not go.
He thinks he's the bomb, He thinks he's the shit,
The only thing he's good at is being a Dick.
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Cheers Bird 33 I'll take that as a compliment,
If you'd like a laugh ask YMP about his Cookie Jar Incident,
Oli-Dogg can verify the happen'n,
Something a grown man shouldn't be see'n.
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See'n and happen'n don't really rhyme.
I'm really disappointed in you.You are a disgrace to Crocodile Dundee.
See You In Toledo
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BIRD33 Wrote:See'n and happen'n don't really rhyme.
I'm really disappointed in you.You are a disgrace to Crocodile Dundee.
Thats because he has a little "pecker"
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He ought not apply for the Bird Crew.We only accept birds with big peckers - but not wood-peckers.
Oli-dogg Wrote:Bird34, 35 and the others
Were trained by the best, theyâre hardcore mother fuckers
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Hahaha
Wow Bird33 your powers of observation are awesome! Are you related to YMP?
You both seem to type the same sort of language?
The reason I'm asking if you 2 are related is the fact you both display GIBBARDISM!
It's similar to Autism but your dumb as dog shit! I assume 33 is your IQ, funny that....YMP's IQ is very similar.
Do you have a Cookie Jar which you get your hands caught in? If not I'm sure YMP will loan you his?
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I guess Bird33 and YMP are busy getting hands dirty in Cookie Jars cookie jar!
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