[Banana]

It said:

Once upon a time, in a far away land,
there was this beautiful princess.
She was very sad about...
marrying a man who had no private parts. If only she could...
send a spell that could make him have privite parts until....
she realised she had no private parts either and said "How do I know I am a princess?"

[ntype]

I do remember long time ago when "message in a bottle" was the cheat and hints section of that long time disapeared computer publication...