[NinjaBassist]

Hello this is the sheriffs office how may I help you today.

Hey I'd like to report that my neighbor Virgil is hiding marijuana in his firewood. I dont know how he is getting in there but he is.
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Thank you sir we will look into it.
The next day the Sheriffs go to Virgil's house and go out back to his firewood and using axes cut every piece of wood in his shed looking for pot. To no avail they found none.

Shortly after Virgils gets a call

Hey Virgil this is Chuck did the sheriffs come by and cut all your firewood.

Yeah they did

Happy bday bud.