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I Got A Massage From An Asian Lady Today
#1

aaah, all caps. sorry.

I was waiting toward the end when she was going to ask me for the happy ending. I'm glad she didn't, i hadnt showered in 5 days and my joint was pretty stinky from rubbin one out with my coffee-scented spit a few hours earlier.

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#2

this should be receiving some sort of donut
i wonder where vita-man is when you need him

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#3

snarg ... hey SNARG ... HEY SNARG !

THIS DUDE STINKS GO AWAY FROM HIM
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#4

The chiropractor did me no good at all and now all the bills are coming in. Maybe I need an Asian lady.
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#5

Babelphish sux. Please post this shit in it's original language.

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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#6

Asian ladies smell like week old eggrolls to FFF
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#7

Funny, I got a message from a stinkie hottie today. Wink
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#8

What Ntype said.....

See You In Toledo
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#9

snarg is gonna meet me regardless... luv u all...

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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