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Spork may be moving to Canada for a short while.
#1

I hate Canadians.

-SporK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#2

We don't want your kind. We have enough dumb fucks.
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#3

Turned 18 and got drafted.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#4

Go there, stay there and die there. Be quick about it. People are waiting. Idiot.
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#5

Banana Wrote:We don't want your kind. We have enough dumb fucks.

Sorry bitch, not my choice. I can't gamble legally in the US and my friend got a CEO offer there.

It might be fun if it wasn't fucking Canada.

-SporK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#6

SporK Wrote:Sorry bitch, not my choice. I can't gamble legally in the US and my friend got a CEO offer there.

It might be fun if it wasn't fucking Canada.

-SporK
Fuck. Paddy's spot on.
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#7

Banana Wrote:Fuck. Paddy's spot on.

Is Canada's legal gambling age 18?

-SporK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#8

SporK Wrote:Is Canada's legal gambling age 18?

-SporK

Yes, Dickie Roberts.
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#9

Banana Wrote:Yes, Dickie Roberts.

Okay.

But it has nothing to do with the US trying to shut down internet gambling.


I'll see you in Canada, bitch. Maybe I'll let you suck me off for doing my laundry. PM pics.

-SporK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#10

SporK Wrote:Okay.

But it has nothing to do with the US trying to shut down internet gambling.


I'll see you in Canada, bitch. Maybe I'll let you suck me off for doing my laundry. PM pics.

-SporK

Spork, I've probably sucked on nipples larger than your penis.

Oh, when you are here, PLEASE send me your book! I'm sure it's $$$$$$$.
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#11

SporK Wrote:Okay.

But it has nothing to do with the US trying to shut down internet gambling.


I'll see you in Canada, bitch. Maybe I'll let you suck me off for doing my laundry. PM pics.

-SporK

don't do it nanner. if you suck him off it's like you're sucking off everybody he's ever sucked off. you've got a kid to think about now
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#12

what? Wrote:don't do it nanner. if you suck him off it's like you're sucking off everybody he's ever sucked off. you've got a kid to think about now
Ok I'll try not to do

do it nanner

too much.I think I do.Right now?
Doesn't everyone have a
kid to think about.
I have
a great programmer.

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#13

Sassy Wrote:I have
a great programmer.

I'll guess he programmed you to say that?
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#14

Banana Wrote:Spork, I've probably sucked on nipples larger than your penis.

Oh, when you are here, PLEASE send me your book! I'm sure it's $$$$$$$.

You been sucking on cow udders?

You want my book? $29.95

-SporK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#15

what? Wrote:don't do it nanner. if you suck him off it's like you're sucking off everybody he's ever sucked off. you've got a kid to think about now

Is her kid a chick?

-SporK

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-SPorK
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#16

SporK Wrote:Is her kid a chick?

-SporK

Yes. Come to Canada. Come see me. Smile

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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#17

Don't forget about the arcade!
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#18

Please don't come back to teh US.

TIA

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#19

i like canadian bacon; it's not as fatty as the U.S. brands
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#20

I like canadian forests. mmh full of bears and monkeys
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