[Anhil8tor]

Did he tell anyone when he'd be back?

[Fatfuckfrank]

he's tending to his weekly bikini wax

[Poppy]

I miss Bird too

[Paddy]

Let's hope he stays dead this time.

[goldan]

Since he stopped being a dick to me, I don't even notice when he's here.

[Poppy]

Cancer?

[BIRD33]

Crisis over.

[Sassy]

Crisis over.

Are we still talking about ?

[BIRD33]

Since he stopped being a dick to me, I don't even notice when he's here.

I'll step it up a bit.

[Sassy]

I'll step it up a bit.

Do you think your plan will succeed?

[BIRD33]

Do you think your plan will succeed?

Absolutly.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I was about to email Chrissy and see what happened.

[Paddy]

I was about to email Chrissy and see what happened.

Did we ever see her pic?

[BIRD33]

Did we ever see her pic?

Chrissy isnt my sister she was the chick I let you assholes help write a breakup email to.I fucked her last weekend.No pictures.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Chrissy isnt my sister she was the chick I let you assholes help write a breakup email to.I fucked her last weekend.No pictures.

You fucked your sister? :":: fucking hardcore!

[BIRD33]

You fucked your sister? :":: fucking hardcore!

She's someones sister.

[minorthreat]

I like Bird33.

[BIRD33]

Funny thing happened to me last night at my Y during pickup basketball.Keep in mind I'm not bragging, it just was a funny situation to be in.My team was stacked and thanks to my stellar play we had won 3 in a row.It gets close to closing time so theres not to many people left in the gym and we needed players so this guy gets this chick who's probably 19\20 and plays at some shit college to fill the last spot.Normally these are hardcore pickup games, no chicks allowed, hard fouling but it was the last game so an exception was made.Now since I'm playing point guard she matches up against me and I'm like fuck, I can either play easy and possibly get embarrassed by a girl or play hard and look like a total dick taking it to a girl.I choose the latter.This girl was trying to use her speed to run off picks and take jumpers so I had to bust my ass around them and I swatted that shit every time.This seemed to make her mad at first so she really tried to get physical which I was fine with me because she was kinda cute.So at first I was like I'll just not let her score and take it easy on offense but after she started throwing elbows I was like fuck this bitch.Again not bragging, so I take the ball up court and she guards me at the top of the key.I make her square up her feet and bust a crossover(mines deadly to both sexes) on her that starts right and finishes left.The chick falls for it completely and stumbles to the floor while I lay the ball in.She never made an effort to touch the ball again and I left the gym feeling slightly bad.

[minorthreat]

Funny thing happened to me last night at my Y during pickup basketball.Keep in mind I'm not bragging, it just was a funny situation to be in.My team was stacked and thanks to my stellar play we had won 3 in a row.It gets close to closing time so theres not to many people left in the gym and we needed players so this guy gets this chick who's probably 19\20 and plays at some shit college to fill the last spot.Normally these are hardcore pickup games, no chicks allowed, hard fouling but it was the last game so an exception was made.Now since I'm playing point guard she matches up against me and I'm like fuck, I can either play easy and possibly get embarrassed by a girl or play hard and look like a total dick taking it to a girl.I choose the latter.This girl was trying to use her speed to run off picks and take jumpers so I had to bust my ass around them and I swatted that shit every time.This seemed to make her mad at first so she really tried to get physical which I was fine with me because she was kinda cute.So at first I was like I'll just not let her score and take it easy on offense but after she started throwing elbows I was like fuck this bitch.Again not bragging, so I take the ball up court and she guards me at the top of the key.I make her square up her feet and bust a crossover(mines deadly to both sexes) on her that starts right and finishes left.The chick falls for it completely and stumbles to the floor while I lay the ball in.She never made an effort to touch the ball again and I left the gym feeling slightly bad.

Animal man!

[BIRD33]

I showed her.