[ntype]

what would be the reason why the public would boot you out of office in great anger ?

sex scandal

sex scandal involving midgets ?

Sex scandal involving midgets and cocaine ?

Money laundering scandal involving midgets and cocaine ?

Sociopathic behavior involving money laundering, midgets and cocaine ?

now continue !

[Dr. Lecter]

I'd simply suck at my job, barely show up, and favor my friends' agendas, even if it involved money laundering midgets.
Else, it would be jacking off on the constitution.

[ntype]

I'd simply suck at my job, barely show up, and favor my friends' agendas, even if it involved money laundering midgets.
Else, it would be jacking off on the constitution.

I've heard that the constitution is kept under big safes and things like that.

[BIRD33]

I'd start by talking in southern type accent like I'm from rural Pennsylvania to appeal to the common folk even though I was born in Philadelphia.Next I would put on the pay roll my buddies from PA and basically anyone that I ever did coke with or any other drugs so they couldnt dime me out.Then I'd get back at North Korea for upping their nuclear program by invading Sweden to show charlie that I mean business.I'd tell the people that its going to be easy to liberate those swiss fucks because I'm a badass and we'll only be there for a short time.Now when that doesnt happen and the war looks hopeless I'll question disenters patriotism and find a way to keep us there until I leave office so I can't be blamed.If any natural disasters occured I'd wait a minimum of two days before watching any news reports about what was going on because thats just how I roll.Nominating my personal lawyer to the supreme court would be a priority even if she is totally unqualified because its all about me not justice or the constitution.On the eve of elections I'd lie to the american people about firing a cabinet member in order to not hurt my partys chances.I'd make declarations like anyone who leaks classified material will be fired but wouldnt mean it.I'd be the greatest president of all time because I have a close personal relationship with God and my god is the right god and anything I think off must be right because God is guiding me so I wouldnt sweat any of the suffering I might be causing and would be in bed by 9:00 Pm every night.

[what?]

I'd start by talking in southern type accent like I'm from rural Pennsylvania to appeal to the common folk even though I was born in Philadelphia.Next I would put on the pay roll my buddies from PA and basically anyone that I ever did coke with or any other drugs so they couldnt dime me out.Then I'd get back at North Korea for upping their nuclear program by invading Sweden to show charlie that I mean business.I'd tell the people that its going to be easy to liberate those swiss fucks because I'm a badass and we'll only be there for a short time.Now when that doesnt happen and the war looks hopeless I'll question disenters patriotism and find a way to keep us there until I leave office so I can't be blamed.If any natural disasters occured I'd wait a minimum of two days before watching any news reports about what was going on because thats just how I roll.Nominating my personal lawyer to the supreme court would be a priority even if she is totally unqualified because its all about me not justice or the constitution.On the eve of elections I'd lie to the american people about firing a cabinet member in order to not hurt my partys chances.I'd make declarations like anyone who leaks classified material will be fired but wouldnt mean it.I'd be the greatest president of all time because I have a close personal relationship with God and my god is the right god and anything I think off must be right because God is guiding me so I wouldnt sweat any of the suffering I might be causing and would be in bed by 9:00 Pm every night.

not a single space after a period in that entire post. I don't know how you do it sometimes, it's like a reflex action for me to hit the space bar after punctuation. bravo bird

[WoolyGoat]

Ntype would get gonged for monkey laundering.

[ntype]

Ntype would get gonged for monkey laundering.

ahah I would enact some "re-put the monkeys" on the wild. I mean I would put monkeys in every forest even those who don't have any and had any before.

Anyhow they would have to choose inbetween bears, monkeys and wolves. and I tell you everyone preffers cute little monkeys more than 500 lbs bears crashing your front door as if it was build with toothsticks.

[ntype]

I'd start by talking in southern type accent like I'm fr...<snip>.

dude at least try to be a little bit realist this kind of stuff can't happen. Damn.