04-26-2004, 04:10 PM
Yet another Oldieeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :p
A market researcher called at a typical suburban house.
His knock was answered by a young woman with three small children
running around her. He asked if she minded replying to his questions and when
she agreed, he asked her if she knew of his company,
Cheeseborough-Ponds.
When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was
Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used
it,the answer was "Yes." Asked how she used it, she said, "We use it to
have sexual intercourse."
The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know that most
people really use it during sexual intercourse. Since you've been so
frank, could you tell me exactly *how* you use it?"
"Yes," she replied, "we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."
A market researcher called at a typical suburban house.
His knock was answered by a young woman with three small children
running around her. He asked if she minded replying to his questions and when
she agreed, he asked her if she knew of his company,
Cheeseborough-Ponds.
When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was
Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used
it,the answer was "Yes." Asked how she used it, she said, "We use it to
have sexual intercourse."
The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know that most
people really use it during sexual intercourse. Since you've been so
frank, could you tell me exactly *how* you use it?"
"Yes," she replied, "we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."